found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

[paulbreadarrrg]

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

Did he bake off his underpants?

I bet he spends all his time loafing about and cottaging I wouldn't wonder! L T Breadbasket!

Please somebody put me out of my misery and do something with Paul HollyWOOD There's a good one in there somewhere.

Wood gedit? I Wood, but I'm not that clever.

At yeast he wasn't cheating you OP.

I wood, but it's a bit wooden - kneads to be breadier IYSWIM

(Although there's always the bread STICK)

If I caught my DH doing that he'd be brown bread

OP, don't be upset, every man needs to flapjack off now and again...

This is all much a-dough about muffin.

Aww loaf the poor man alone, we all have kneads.

You need to make it clear his behaviour is tortilla-ry unacceptable.

Just roll with it OP and it will all be fine

He sounds like he's one sandwich short of a picnic

That's just not Rye, OP, he bread-a not do it again!

This has to go in classics! So funny!

I'm wheating myself laughing, reading this.

Coulda been worse. Coulda been Mary Berry.

He probably started while Mary Berry was on and was just trying to finish himself off despite Paul coming on.

Or maybe Hollywood was making bagels/ring doughnuts...

Well that put me off my breakfast.

Am snorting reading this. You lot are hilarious

Did he use a crusty sex towel?

I hope you've told him he'd batter not do it again.

He is a tasty bit of crumpet though

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