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Original poster

found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

249 replies

paulbreadarrrg · 13/05/2015 19:13

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

OP posts:
Ketchuphidestheburntbits · 14/05/2015 10:23

His proving drawers obviously work well.

Hadron21 · 14/05/2015 10:26

Just be grateful it wasn't Jamie's 15 minute meals. It would be covered in olive oil and chilli like all his food.

Furball · 14/05/2015 10:40

This sounds like a load of waffle. Whats wrong with a bit of pump-erknickle anyway?

Furball · 14/05/2015 10:41

Out of interest - was he using the rubbing in or creaming method

Gileswithachainsaw · 14/05/2015 10:44

hadron Grin

flora717 · 14/05/2015 10:53

The poor man, he just kneaded to roll with his feelings.

iklboo · 14/05/2015 11:03

This is just barm-y. Have you spelt it out that's not what PH meant by a seeded batch?

rebelfor · 14/05/2015 11:04

I'd have ciabatta'd him, tbh.

Owllady · 14/05/2015 11:12

Paul Hollywood is the yeast of your worries

JoffreyBaratheonFirstofHisName · 14/05/2015 11:29

"..maybe Hollywood was making bagels/ring doughnuts..."

Ah so that's how they make the holes.

grapejuicerocks · 14/05/2015 11:30

Was he judged on his performance?

JoffreyBaratheonFirstofHisName · 14/05/2015 11:34

Was he thwarted when an innocent looking but evil elderly lady tossed his production into the bin?

kettlepot · 14/05/2015 11:45

Aww, OP. I'm sure this has been a pitta experience for you both...

minesapintofwine · 14/05/2015 11:47

Was he making cream buns?

This thread kneads to go in classics

minesapintofwine · 14/05/2015 11:58

You'll be having a bread maker for Christmas op. Just don't leave your dh alone with it....

GloGirl · 14/05/2015 13:03

Did he ice his fingers first?

ohmymimi · 14/05/2015 13:22

Cleary this OP's DH prefers the beating by hand method, but I'd love to know what raising agent PH was using to get such a good rise in the first place.

ChristianGreyIsAJackass · 14/05/2015 17:30

That's quite a showstopper

Duckdeamon · 14/05/2015 17:33

This has to go to classics!

Duckdeamon · 14/05/2015 17:40

Don't give up on your marriage yet OP, perhaps you could spice things up in the bedroom with a penis baker!

FluffyCubs · 14/05/2015 17:41

Did you give a Rye smile, op? Maybe you have a bun in the oven?

TheHoundsBitch · 14/05/2015 17:47

It's a pitta you walked in on that :( If you knead somebun to talk to just chollah.

Andrewofgg · 14/05/2015 17:50

Duckdeamon Penis from heaven?

tictactoad · 14/05/2015 18:29

What kind of bread was he inspired by?

Banana bread? Doughballs?

RinkRashDerbyKisses · 14/05/2015 18:38

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