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to ask you about the subject (object?) of your most memorable bonkers sex dream?

188 replies

EscapePea · 01/05/2015 21:17

I hasten to add that I'm not looking for gory details, just weird people cropping up! Mine is Angus Deayton. We had a years-long and happy affair in a dream lasting perhaps ten minutes. I still do a double-take when I see him on TV.

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TinkerTailorSoldierSpy · 06/05/2015 23:31

Best sex dream I ever had (I seem to get quite a few Hmm was with Daniel Craig as James Bond. Oh Lord, please let that be my dying memory Grin.

Most shameful... definitely Simon Cowell Blush

BettyCatKitten · 06/05/2015 23:38

in my twenties I had a very lively sex dream about Michael PortilloBlush
And I vote labourGrin

Flyinggeese21 · 06/05/2015 23:51

Wow Downtown, I'm fairly new to MN so thanks for explaining!

Eekaman · 07/05/2015 00:16

An ex dreamed I had an orgy with Banarama.

She didn't speak to me for days. Can you guess why she's an ex? :)

redfairy · 07/05/2015 08:44

Philip Schofield wearing an aran sweater on a double decker bus going past the council house.

GiantGaspingSatanicCyst · 08/05/2015 23:32

I don't ever want this thread to end Grin although DH has just asked if I'm alright as I'm wheezing so much.

Have had loads of sex dreams, esp while pregnant, but can't remember any of the details now...except Tyrion Lannister. It was so good.

MrsSheRa · 10/05/2015 00:46

Amazing thread Grin

I've definately had sex dreams but can't remember who they were with. ...can't have been that great then Sad

I remember a one where I was on a hot date with Peter Capaldi though..

Interestingly, years before it all came out in the news I dreamt that John Leslie was a total sleaze bag.

stabbypokey · 10/05/2015 01:06

Bob Monkhouse. I was about 26 at the time. In my dream the sex was amazing and then he dumped me (he was wearing the customary bow tie and waistcoat).

He gave me the 'I don't think we should see each other any more' speech in the wings during a break in his panto performance. I woke up sobbing. I LOVED him.

ScorpioMermaid · 10/05/2015 01:38

I watched the Magic Mike xxl trailer last night before I went to sleep and ended up having a lovely dream about channing tatum giving me a lap dance! Smile

OnlyLovers · 10/05/2015 13:43

Having confidently said upthread that I don't have sex dreams but seem to have lots of 'in love'/'affair' dreams, I had a pretty explicit one about Benedict C last night.

It was awesome.

Tiggy, is that your Royal Baby name?

irrepressibleRedhead · 12/05/2015 12:38

Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. Not at the same time, but consecutively in the same dream! Rather enjoyed that one Grin

LadyBaelish · 12/05/2015 13:34

I had a dream about Peter Capaldi just after he started as the Doctor. I'd seen him in a few things before and liked him but not like THAT but after the dream...I still can't look at him quite the same as I did before Shock he was filthy

MOTU · 12/05/2015 15:01

Adam driver but what makes it especially weird is that in my (recurring) dream we are married to each other but I'm also having an affair with my real life DH!

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