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to ask you about the subject (object?) of your most memorable bonkers sex dream?

188 replies

EscapePea · 01/05/2015 21:17

I hasten to add that I'm not looking for gory details, just weird people cropping up! Mine is Angus Deayton. We had a years-long and happy affair in a dream lasting perhaps ten minutes. I still do a double-take when I see him on TV.

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TheGrandHighWitch · 04/05/2015 21:39

Very recently I had a dream which involved me having a baby with Brock Lesnar via IVF. It was part of some weird experiment I had to be a part of due to a marketing campaign I was given by my boss Confused.

Given the size of him, I can see why my subconscious opted out of the usual method.....

ThinkYouKnowMe · 04/05/2015 22:23

Ed Sheeran is was bloddy fantastic! I woke up, feeling very disappointed Wink

Only problem now is since I had the dream, it's now gone to a full blown school girl, cringe worthy crush...Blush

Muddlewitch · 04/05/2015 22:48

Jim Davidson Confused

I can't stand him, it still makes me feel a bit sick. I wasn't even pregnant.

I regularly have dreams about someone that I do have a crush on irl but wake up just before the good bit, every time, hugely frustrating!

PeeNoMore · 05/05/2015 00:46

Radio won the thread Grin

My weirdest one involved a ladyboy. Thankfully I woke up before anything happened but it left me with a proper WTF Confused face. I think even in my sleep I was traumatised.

lunalelle · 05/05/2015 02:05

Vladimir Putin.

I have no excuse or explanation for this. I did confess to DH, though, who found it highly amusing. We (Vladimir and I) were in a naice hotel in a large suite, and he had ordered me room service.

FindoGask · 05/05/2015 05:10

A hermaphrodite Mo Mowlam (when she was alive, I hasten to add)

funkybuddah · 05/05/2015 07:36

Diarmiud Gavin! Never really aware of him at all. we had been having a long affair but broke up, the dream saw us in the same social circle Again and not being able to resist each other. Quite loving actually and whenever I see him now I think how wonderful he must be.

PenguindreamsofDraco · 05/05/2015 09:37

Hunter from Gladiators. It was about 20 years ago now but I still remember him fondly.

bigmouthstrikesagain · 05/05/2015 12:14

Mr tumble doing naked tumbling and Andrew Marr ...Confused

In real life though lovely guys - neither float my boat. I was pregnant at the time and blame the hormones.

hollybananas · 05/05/2015 12:52

Another Ed Miliband here... will be so glad when all this election coverage is over.

He was very tender and loving and I can't look at him in the same light at all now. It transpired that the paparazzi had snapped me and Ed, it was all over the news, Labour lost the general election and everyone hated me.

Woke up feeling very guilty.

DrDre · 05/05/2015 13:10

When I was about 19 the Olympics were on (I think the Atlanta ones). It wasn't a dream about a celebrity but I dreamt I was in an Olympic wanking competition (I'm male). I was standing beside the running track with other competitors busy cracking one out. I can't remember who won.
I don't think I've had any dreams about myself and famous people.

Shawser78 · 05/05/2015 13:33

Mathew Horne (Gavin from Gavin Stacey). Never has a surname been more appropriate Blush

FannyPlant · 05/05/2015 13:59

Jennifer Ellison on a train. The first time I'd ever orgasmed in my sleep Blush I still have a soft spot for her now.

Motortrader · 05/05/2015 14:06

Vladimir Putin.

SWMBO awoke to find she'd leaked milk all over the bed.

Said she'd being dreaming about BF'ing Putin Shock

I really wish she hadn't told me that.

SecondMrsAshwell · 05/05/2015 14:13

Prince Harry.

And he begged me to let him. So I looked under the sheets and said "oh go on then."

Flingmoo · 05/05/2015 14:15

70isalimit Shock I came here to say Tyrion Lannister too! And it was really good sex as well. Funnily enough I admitted it to one of my best friends recently and she told me the same thing! I think it's the voice, personality, and saucy looks Grin

helenahandbag · 05/05/2015 14:25

Mine was Dr Bailey from Grey's Anatomy. While I'm no stranger to the odd date with a lady, I am in no way attracted to Dr Bailey and woke up very confused!

smellsofelderberries · 05/05/2015 14:45

Mine was Patrick Dempsey as McDreamy. It was amazing. He loved me and I was about 4 months pregnant in the dream and we were just disgustingly happy and had the most amazing, loving, tender sex, and lots and lots of it. Imagine my disappointment upon waking! Blush

lightahead · 05/05/2015 14:53

Elvis, wearing a white sparkling jump suit, wonderful orgasm!

Witchofthenorth · 05/05/2015 14:58

Some of these are amazing!Grin
My most memorable one though was with the head teacher of my children's school. Oh my he was amazing, I still get a tingle just thinking about it Blush

Obviously talking to him after said dream (my kids go to a very small rural school) was very embarrassing, and when it came to attending the meeting to show what sex ed they were intending in showing the kids...well...let's just say it took me all my time to not spontaneously combust with embarrassment. Plus when he said "penis and vagina" I nearly blurted out "that's not what you called them in my dream!"

AliceLidl · 05/05/2015 15:04

I hardly dare admit it.

Justin Fletcher Blush

In my defence, he was not dressed as Mr Tumble at the time.

He was wearing a red windbreaker coat. And apparently it wasn't the first time we'd had sex, because in the dream we had a thirteen year old daughter who he was returning to me following an access weekend. We reconciled, very quietly, in some kind of tent that had weirdly taken the place of my dream living room.

And even in my dream I was thinking "But it's Justin Fletcher! In an anorak!"

To make up for it, I did once have a lovely dream kiss with Matt Smith. I woke up still blushing.

twofartydogs · 05/05/2015 15:06

Duncan from Blue (when they were at the height of their popularity). He was amazing and I still get flustered whenever he's on telly. Blush

JacquesHammer · 05/05/2015 15:36

John McEnroe.

I wasn't pregnant nor was it tennis season. I have no idea why.

JovialNickname · 05/05/2015 15:48

Bob Cryer off The Bill (circa 1990)

The shame

OnlyLovers · 05/05/2015 15:52

I hardly ever have actual sex dreams but seem to dream about having an affair with a sleb quite often. Recent ones:

Mark Kermode
Benedict Cumberbatch
Andy Murray

We're always madly in love and giddy with a sense of joy and 'We've FOUND each other!' Confused

I had a dream once where Andrew Limcoln was painting my hallway. Is that a euphemism? Grin

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