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to ask you about the subject (object?) of your most memorable bonkers sex dream?

188 replies

EscapePea · 01/05/2015 21:17

I hasten to add that I'm not looking for gory details, just weird people cropping up! Mine is Angus Deayton. We had a years-long and happy affair in a dream lasting perhaps ten minutes. I still do a double-take when I see him on TV.

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Bogeyface · 02/05/2015 15:18

Hugh Bonneville!

Lovely chap, great actor, very funny man but I cant honestly say that he is on my list! He was very sexy in my dream though :o

Preminstreltension · 02/05/2015 15:22

This wasn't me but a male friend once had a dream he was on a giant pink mountain. Then the mountain started moving up and down. And then he realised he had shrunk to tiny size and it wasn't a mountain - he was actually perched on the Rev Ian Paisley's shoulder while the Rev made love (his words) to his wife. Confused

DancingDays · 02/05/2015 15:23

Highly embarrassing mine was the Orange one Blush. Realistically I was thinking 'this better not get out' but I have to say he was very enthusiastic. Then the orange began seeping out of his skin and covering me. It was quite horific towards the end.

stevienickstophat · 02/05/2015 15:37

My dad

HmmBlushConfused??????????

CorporationPop · 02/05/2015 16:56

One of my tutors from university. Before my erm, saucy dream, I just thought he was a very boring, dull old fashioned bloke. He was also short, skinny and had a combover.
After the dream, I saw him in a completely different light. I thought he was a total BABE, and I still come over all giddy when I think of him Blush

RedCrayons · 02/05/2015 17:38

Not exactly a Sex dream, though obviously I would, but I had a very realistic dream about Bradley cooper. We were having a row about whether we should cancel lovefilm or not. We were at The oscars as well. I was quite surprised when I woke up and I wasn't actually married to him.

LiDLrichardsPistachioSack · 02/05/2015 17:59

pnutter I had a Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall sex dream too!!

motherinferior · 02/05/2015 18:13

Ed Balls. He was a particularly good snogger. And now I see him in a very different and embarrassing light.

ispyfispi · 02/05/2015 19:31

I see someone actually beat me to Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen....wasn't expecting that!

Muskey · 02/05/2015 19:34

Henry viii the old round version

In my defence I was studying for my degree in history but it was really really weird

veryseriousgirl · 02/05/2015 19:48

I had really explicit dream about David Milliband - in the dream we'd been having a torrid affair for months and months. I woke up both aroused and bemused.

GinPleaseThankYou · 02/05/2015 19:52

stevie Shock I think I'd need actual therapy to overcome that.

Mine was Justin Hawkins from The Darkness. shudder

DowntownFunk · 02/05/2015 20:01

I had a dream I was having an affair with a young Adam Ant. It was fab, I felt so loved, and the feeling lasted all that day. I've since changed my screensaver to a picture from one of his single covers where he's on a bale of hay.

LauraChant · 02/05/2015 20:11

Michael McIntyre, if that is how you spell it. I don't fancy him in real life at all, or find him very funny.

MsRaspberryJam · 02/05/2015 22:57

Brilliant, DowntownFunk Grin

PlanetMJ · 02/05/2015 23:05

Gazza in the back of a mini.

Icecreamkitty · 02/05/2015 23:11

Donatello from the Ninja Turtles Blush. I mean objectively he's not even the sexiest ninja turtle.

weedinthepool · 02/05/2015 23:11

stevie that is just awful. How could you ever go to sleep again?

Mine is Noel Gallagher, god he was good, I mean absolutely film worthy good, emotionally, physically, sexually. I often fall asleep think I hope I have the Noel dream tonight! I wonder if it would work in real life? I can't imagine Boris being any good at all.

AlmaMartyr · 02/05/2015 23:36

Ricky Gervais Blush His voice makes me a bit weak-kneed now. Have never had any interest at all before that.

I had one about Benedict Cumberbatch too but am not into him at all and it made me feel a bit bleurgh tbh (was not a good one).

CheeseToastie123 · 02/05/2015 23:42

Britney Spears. Only time I'm aware of having an orgasm in my sleep.

usualsuspect333 · 02/05/2015 23:53

John Bishop.We had a very nice bath together.

YorkshireTeaGold · 04/05/2015 20:40

Does anyone know why sex in dreams is so amazing? Is there a psychological explaination? Whenever I have a dream like that it's always amazing and stays with me for ages.... Lots of similar posts here too

RoboticSealpup · 04/05/2015 20:43

Gordon Brown... When he was Prime Minister. Blush

ahfuckit · 04/05/2015 21:00

Val Doonican. He had his cardy on and everything Blush

x2boys · 04/05/2015 21:00

Jeremy kyle BlushGrin it was very passionate !