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to ask you about the subject (object?) of your most memorable bonkers sex dream?

188 replies

EscapePea · 01/05/2015 21:17

I hasten to add that I'm not looking for gory details, just weird people cropping up! Mine is Angus Deayton. We had a years-long and happy affair in a dream lasting perhaps ten minutes. I still do a double-take when I see him on TV.

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Dogseggs · 02/05/2015 09:49

Martin Clunes, in a giant bowl of cornflakes. He was pure filth, the naughty boy.

durkishtelight · 02/05/2015 09:55

Jeffrey archer. pretty recently. what is going on in my subconscious?

foreverton · 02/05/2015 09:58

Me and David Jason!!!

No further details needed... haven't been able to watch only fools and horses since:)

LaurieFairyCake · 02/05/2015 10:00

Mr Bean

as Mr Bean - with little weird noises and everything. He had a maginificent cock.

EstRusMum · 02/05/2015 10:07

My father's childhood friend. I woke up of orgasm. Blush
I don't find him sexy at all!

Elledouble · 02/05/2015 10:16

Ed Milliband. Quite recently. Yes, I was pregnant. We were having a secret affair and kept sneaking off to do rude things.

YorkshireTeaGold · 02/05/2015 10:23

Really weird how so many of these are politicians! I've had a couple of odd ones but my first and most memorable was Gordon Brown when he was chancellor. I was his secretary and we were at it like knives.... Just to set the record straight, his cock was very fullsome and not flat at all!

catfishing · 02/05/2015 10:25

Yes, a lot of conservative politicians especially, what is that about?

Cooroo · 02/05/2015 10:26

Two memorable and very erotic dreams: David Bowie and Eminem. One per dream, not a threesome.

RadioProtector · 02/05/2015 10:58

It was your standard piece of buttered white toast but about a meter across. It sort of toppled onto me and I couldn't get out from under it.

I will never forget it for as long as I live!

Hoppinggreen · 02/05/2015 11:00

Colin Farrell, I was under GA at the time and it was awesome.
It was over 10 years ago and I can still remember every detail

catgirl1976 · 02/05/2015 11:17

Gordon Ramsay Blush

Had never looked twice at him prior to the dream, but now I blush slightly when he is on TV. He was filthy

DextersMistress · 02/05/2015 11:29

Ed Sheeran. He was marvellous.

stephanielittl7 · 02/05/2015 12:00

Noel Edmonds. Blush
He was really good Blush
Jonathan Ross. We were having an affair behind his wifes back and she found out! But he said he loved me more than her. And he was very well endowed too Grin

grubbybrat · 02/05/2015 12:38

Kirsty McColl. It was lovely. I remember she had gorgeous hair.

Mermaidhair · 02/05/2015 12:58

I'm so embarassed, but it was Justin Bieber:)

WoweeZowee · 02/05/2015 13:00

Laurence Llewellyn Bowen Shock
I distinctly remember it was all very sweaty, his flouncy shirt was undone and billowing and there was chasing round the kitchen table. Blush

stubbornstains · 02/05/2015 13:11

I can't remember any sleb dreams (apart from a Tony Blair one the night after the 1997 election- well, he had promise at the timeHmm), but recently I dreamt about a friend of mine who is in a happy relationship. I dreamt that he was the father of my baby (yes, I am hugely pregnant right now), but that he was getting married to his GF, and everybody really wanted me to attend- and help organise the wedding- even though it was common knowledge that he'd been having it off with me!(I was hugely pregnant in my dream, too). I was desperately trying to find ways to avoid going to the wedding, because I thought it would be uncomfortable and inappropriate.

I woke up feeling slightly disturbed.....a couple of days later I received a text.....inviting me to their wedding! Shock. I've lost touch with them a bit, so this is the very first I've heard about them getting married. Didn't think they were the marrying kind, TBH.

SeraOfeliaFalfurrias · 02/05/2015 13:16

I once had dream lesbian sex with a dwarf woman in black leather lingerie.

And on another occasion Barack Obama danced for me in his underwear (but no sex).

HarpyFishwifeTwat · 02/05/2015 14:23

Rowland Rivron. A man who had until that dream had only ever existed in the edges of my subconscious. He was magnificent and I blush a little every time I see him on TV now.

SmartAlecMetalGit · 02/05/2015 14:38

Dan Aykroyd circa Ghostbusters. I don't even have a decent excuse, it just happened!!

The filthiest dream I ever had was about a chap in my am dram group. Made rehearsals very uncomfortable.

HumptyDumptyBumpty · 02/05/2015 14:40

Richard from Pointless. He was extremely kinky, and excellent at sex. I think I might have to stop watching Pointless every day though Grin

iamdivergent · 02/05/2015 15:01

Recently, Johnny Lee Miller as Sherlock on the floor of his house in Elementary. Watson (Lucy Lu) was watching Confused and solving a case Blush

iamdivergent · 02/05/2015 15:04

I also had a filthy dream involving Scott Pilgrim Blush Grin I actually felt sore when I woke up Blush

Quills · 02/05/2015 15:17

James Lewis from Bargain Hunt. Excellent, very steamy, great fun hiding from the cameras, and utterly excruciating watching the show with DH the next day!