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to ask you about the subject (object?) of your most memorable bonkers sex dream?

188 replies

EscapePea · 01/05/2015 21:17

I hasten to add that I'm not looking for gory details, just weird people cropping up! Mine is Angus Deayton. We had a years-long and happy affair in a dream lasting perhaps ten minutes. I still do a double-take when I see him on TV.

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BigRedBall · 02/05/2015 00:51

Toadfish. Now there's a name I've not heard in a looong time. His big brother was Stonefish and they had a little cousin called Tadpole...Tad for short.

Anyway, the weirdest dream I've had was about Elijah Wood...but he was Frodo. That's when I was pregnant with dd1. It was also not in the shire but in the normal world and with my DH on the same bed sort of in a daze watching. Pregnancy is weird. I've also had killing dreams whilst pregnant stabbing a person and then dragging their dead body to hide it. Just to even that out a bit.

GinBunny · 02/05/2015 00:51

Matthew Wright.
I know he's not popular on here but he was damn hot in my dream!

Had a day off work a couple of weeks ago and DH put the Wright Stuff on while we were drinking tea in bed - and he said "You fancy him, don't you" Blush

daffsandtulips · 02/05/2015 00:51

Being shagged by a whole football team, excellent dream.

TellingTheBees · 02/05/2015 01:02

All of my sex dreams are with faceless bodies. I feel a bit disappointed in my brain.

I had a dream once where Andrew Limcoln was painting my hallway. Does that count?

sliceofsoup · 02/05/2015 01:03

Dermot Mulroney. It was very romantic sex.

Last week I dreamt that I found out some woman was chasing after DH and trying to steal him from me, and he actually met up with her. But half way through the dream my DH was suddenly Chris Noth. Confused

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PrincessUnicorn · 02/05/2015 03:35

Simon Bird from The Inbetweeners.
Also David Mitchell.

I think both of them are rather good looking Blush

steppedonlego · 02/05/2015 07:09

I dreamed just the other night that Richard Speight Jr tied me up to a curtain rail and had his wicked way with me. Thing is, he's a little short, and I'm a 6ft Amazonian Blush

Nightboattocairo · 02/05/2015 07:19

Ed Milliband.

I'm SO voting for him next week........

cleanmyhouse · 02/05/2015 07:21

Crying with laughter at Margaret Thatcher.

Makes me feel better about Barbara Windsor as Peggy Mitchell. We were a couple and everything.

GloGirl · 02/05/2015 07:22

This thread gets better with every post! Just when you think it can't beat waking up and thinking Nigel Farage impregnated you, someone had sexual thoughts about Margaret Thatcher, and then the out and proud Elton John in his sequined finest Grin

For me it was Justin from Mr Tumble, on a table Blush. I was pregnant at the time. Sex dreams are so rare for me I decide to enjoy the memory! At least it wasn't Lord Tumble as admitted above!!

RadioProtector · 02/05/2015 07:28

A giant piece of really buttery toast. It lay on top of me and was squashing me uncomfortably.

I really felt weird when I woke up.

GloGirl · 02/05/2015 07:38

Toast!!!

Seriously the thread keeps on giving! Grin

OneOrgasmicBirthPlease · 02/05/2015 07:52

These are brilliant!

Mine was not that weird - I dreamed about Brad Pitt - if it was not for the fact that I don't really fancy him at all. Anyway, he was super hot in my dream and proficiently licked both my feet. That is all that happened, but it felt amazing.

BigRedBall · 02/05/2015 07:52

Now, was it white toast, brown toast, 50/50, granary? We need more details to fathom which toasts are sexy. Seeded ones must give more friction Wink

alwaysstaytoolong · 02/05/2015 08:09

Hulk Hogan - God knows where my subconscious dug that up from. I honestly hadn't had even one thought about him in years.

It did mean that when it came out that he had a leaked sex video, I went looking for it out of morbid curiosity. And now I am forever tainted.

PizzaLegs23 · 02/05/2015 08:19

When I was pregnant but didn't know it yet I had a really explicit dream that I was having sex with Commander Hadfield from the International Space Station. I could feel his moustache on my face and everything. I haven't dreamed about sex with Canadian astronauts since.

GreatAuntDinah · 02/05/2015 08:22

Fidel Castro. WTF?

NorthernChinchilla · 02/05/2015 08:27

Stuart from Time Team Blush May I stress he's the skinny one with glasses that does all the topographic research and not Phil.
Why, WHY could I not have had Benedict?!

And yes, was very pregnant at the time.

lithewire · 02/05/2015 08:28

Mads Mikkelsen in character as Hannibal, though in my defence he is quite sexy.

a2011x · 02/05/2015 08:29

Patrick from eastenders, still can't look at him the same

DawnOfTheDoggers · 02/05/2015 08:31

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FeijoaSundae · 02/05/2015 08:33

Bahahahaha, Fidel Castro!! Grin

Mine was Tony Soprano. It wasn't James Gandolfini, it was definitely Tony Soprano. I was in NY with my best friend, and we were sharing a hotel bed. She was horrified when I told her.

cleanmyhouse · 02/05/2015 08:47

Toast wins.

AwayAndRunUpMaHumf · 02/05/2015 08:50

David Tennant. We owned a gorgeous, very plush hotel and were in a bedroom with a plum velvet bedstead Grin strangely, dh checked into said hotel the next morning Grin

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