to ask you about the subject (object?) of your most memorable bonkers sex dream?

[EscapePea]

I hasten to add that I'm not looking for gory details, just weird people cropping up! Mine is Angus Deayton. We had a years-long and happy affair in a dream lasting perhaps ten minutes. I still do a double-take when I see him on TV.

Last night I dreamt I had hot steamy shagging with one of the doctors I work with.

I nearly spontaneously combusted from embarrassment everytimehe he came near me this morning

No recent dodgy ones but I did have a wonderfully lovely passionate dream with Benedict Cumberbatch. I was not impressed to be woken from that one (would love to recreate it...)

Oh God I had a Daniel Craig one once. Literally walked around beaming at the world for the entire next day. If I could have bottled that feeling, I would have kept it forever...

Gordon Brown. Oh God it was awful. His penis was flat and hot. I fervently wish to never repeat that one!

Mr Tumble.. Dressed as lord tumble

I've said this on similar threads before: bumsex with Noel Edmomds.

it was actually about DH, but it involved intimately massaging him with harissa.

It must have bloody hurt!

My gast was already flabbered at the Noel Edmonds bum sex when I saw the intimate Harissa one. I am in bed and going to sleep soon - I think it's going to get a little wild tonight!

Threesome with Ant and Dec.

That Ant is a dirty bugger. Dec was quite sweet though.

his penis was flat and hot

Mines awful, Margaret Thatcher! Found out I was pregnant two days later. Anyone who says pregnancy doesn't fuck with your mind is wrong.

About twenty years ago I dreamed I had sex on a windowsill with Rowan Atkinson.

It still haunts me.

Jennifer Aniston. I am not gay or bisexual but it was amazing and so totally out of left field that I cherish it as a beautiful memory. my husband thinks it's hilarious.....he likes to hear about it regularly It was a one off dream about 10yrs ago but has had a lasting impression on me

I used to have dreams about Jerry Orbach (you know, the dad from Dirty Dancing).

Recently I had one about Ted Danson, and I could only think that someone so old ought to be better at sex than he was in my dream.

I had one about Richard Ayoade. It was a really good dream...

I had one about the bloke who plays Spock in the new Star Trek, but as his (serial killer) character from Heroes.

He was very sweet and courtly in it.

Horrifically I once had a sex dream about Tony Blair. In my defence it was well before Iraq.

More recently I dreamt that Meryl Streep was the father of ds. Not sure how she managed that one!

My first ever sex dream was about a colleague.

The sex was amazing.

The colleague was smelly, balding, overweight with dodgy teeth.

I couldn't speak to him for about two weeks. Thankfully I didn't have to deal with him very much...

David Dickinson. In my defence, I was on quite a lot of prescription drugs at the time.

Quite recently I dreamt I was having a full blown affair with Charlie Brooker. I'd never thought of him that way before but I do think he's very witty and talented. Looking forward to his 'Election Wipe'

Toadfish Rebeckie

Dsis once had one about our dad. She was utterly traumatised and still is --when I bring it up to torment her-/

Hugh Fearnley Whatsit . In wellies. Tame in comparison to most on this thread blimey !

Hugh Dennis. He's a very sensitive lover I'll have you know. I see him in quite a different light these days.

Another Hugh here! Laurie as House. He was chasing me up a hill, I was wearing a skirt. Enough said.

I can't stand him when he's English, but as House...swoon.

Mine was a friend. was so awkward seeing them the next day!

Had a weird one last night. I slept with all of one direction.