FrankTurnersGuitar that's evil, just evil.
MIL came on honeymoon with us. Ostensibly as a babysitter (DS1 was from a previous relationship, so came too). Her DP came, too. They both got terribly ill and spent the fortnight gingerly running between bathrooms and didn't babysit once.
She goes to a psychic often who told her DH would meet a brunette businesswoman. He met me, blonde and unfocussed on anything but shoes and gin, and asked him "are you sure you don't want to hold on longer and see if that brunette turns up?".
She made a huge fuss of the names we chose for DS2, as they weren't any of her family names, even more so when she realised he was named for George Bailey from It's a Wonderful Life (said it was chav to name a DC after anything but a relative).
She caught me doing my makeup one morning after a particularly rough night with DS2 and announced "don't know why you're doing that, it's not like anyone will be looking at you".
She tells DH "you don't want any more children, you won't have any more, will you?" as though it's her choice.
She reminds me at least once a week that DS2 takes after her family entirely and has nothing of me or my family in him.
Luckily I couldn't give a shit what she thinks and am secure enough in my relationships with DH and the DCs that I can laugh at her sheer lunacy. Otherwise she'd have been under the patio years ago.