AIBU about the Fithly house.

[Evilwater]

My friend, is nice but shes lazy, and her place is fithly. I saw her today at lunch time, food from Tuesdays main meal still left out, she appears to have no fruit, and the main offender is there is bloodly ash (from her cigarettes) laying about.

Her floor is always dirty, littered with empty fruit shoot bottles and bits of food.

I know she is having a new bathroom fitted right now, and I'm not a perfect keeping upto date with my cleaning, but each room gets cleaned once a week.

AIBU?
Can I say I don't like coming around to hers cause it's always dirty?

I have 8 different types of fruit. My house is a bit of a tip.

I've got 3 black bananas and a wrinkly apple in my fruit bowl. I'm proud

I always thought fake cheese was the square stuff you put on burgers? Which would indeed be rank on crackers. Toothpaste cheese is A-ok in my book.

Evil can you define 'fake cheese' so I can judge properly? Ta v much.

Nah that's plastic cheese isn't it?

I think if she can tolerate your poor spelling maybe you can avert your eyes from a fruit shoot container (gasp).

Maybe she has mental health or chronic fatigue issues? I do and my house is a mess (but I do have fruit because tesco have just delivered- phew)

Maybe she was pissed off with your americanisms?

fake cheese is squeezy cheese
the square cheese for burgers is indeed plastic cheese and tastes amazing on toast with a fried egg

I thought this would be a thread about a family named the Fithlies...

My house is filthy right now but I have been shopping so there is loads of fruit. Will you be my friend?

I have a fruit bowl full of wrinkly apples fruit.

That makes me middle class

Ah yes, burger cheese is indeed plastic not fake. Ok, so I can put my judgy pants back in the drawer, lack of fruit and fruit shoots..meh. fithly house, well, one mans filthy is another's lived in.

YABU to invite yourself to hers for lunch, then moan. Invite her to yours in future, or better still, don't, you really don't sound like a good mate.

Oh and fatty I don't believe you

NO FRUIT?! Quick, call the cops.

If she can't drive and has work done to her house I would have offered to bring some food/fruit etc.

Oh thank god, my house needs a fucking big clean (return to full time work has not helped my cleaning) but at least I have some red seedless no less grapes on display

Fuck no! YANBU I mean honestly she eats fake cheese? And has no fruit? Op I think she will catch the plague soon. Distance yourself as far as you can.

Did you eat the fake cheese? Omg say you didn't. It could have got stuck to the roof of your mouth and it will have thrown your perfectly balanced body in to shock.

She might even get scurvy yuk!

"what is fithly ?"

It's what comes after fouthly.

Have people coming tomorrow. Must buy display fruit and real cheese or there will be ANOTHER fithly no fruit fake cheese thread for us!

bastard I wouldn't lie about food

Been to m and s and bought pears, bananas and strawberries.

I'm a bloody domestic goddess (not)

House today however looks like shit creek:)