DD2 (Y9) has made an appointment with her German teacher.
She hates him, she's absolutely useless at German, gets put in detention and has made no progress in three years.
She's a straight A student at everything else
She's done it purely to see if I can keep a straight face, when she knows I think he's an idiot too.
It's not fair, she knows I had a fit of the giggles watching one of her class just wander off mid bollocking, leaving her parents to hear the end of it.
To make it worse you can see the French teacher trying not to giggle too