To think swans have no business having teeth?

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Well?

I've had worse images than that to explain after threads here

I'm growing concerned about your swan shagging preoccupation though...

Is it just swans or do all birds have teeth?
Why did I not know this.

As an aside, I've always wanted to cook a swan, and serve it fancily.

I used to feed the swans in the same park as Olivia after theatre trips, probably at the same time. But I was a state school brat so they got left over chips from my McDonalds.

I used to LOVE going to,Stratford McDonalds it was vair classy.

I think I'm more horrified at the idea of the discussions about how exactly the researchers were going to determine which swans were shagging each other.

Thankfully, most birds do not have "teeth".

I'm just disappointed that swans don't have orange "teeth", to go with their fluffy fur. I would so have loved that little boy (I think) to have been completely right.

As an aside, I've always wanted to cook a swan, and serve it fancily.

Why!? Think of the plucking!

But I was a state school brat so they got left over chips from my McDonalds.

calamitous I am trying SO hard not to let my mind go there

I read the summaries of the research, which gave me far too much methodological information. I'm scarred for life!

One of my friends once got told to re-do a risk assessment for a DoE trip of some kind because she'd forgotten to include the bloody swans.

Someone should ask aldi to stick some swan in their multi-bird roasts next christmas.

Think of all the 'will Jamie's make ahead gravy be ok with my aldi swan?' Threads we'd get.

Aldi swan spits wine on keyboard

It would have to be a magic Aldi swan and feed nineteen people over six days though.

@Honeydragon

I used to feed the swans in the same park as Olivia after theatre trips, probably at the same time. But I was a state school brat so they got left over chips from my McDonalds.

I used to LOVE going to,Stratford McDonalds it was vair classy.

We used to go to Stratford McD's too.
Wonder if we were there at the same time.

I was a volunteer at an RSPB reserve eons ago and the meat eaters ate a swan that had died by flying into power lines. The fridge was full of swan for days Apparently it tastes like beef.

Well I was back and forth over the same time and used to have a standy by ticket too, so it's likely

To this day the highlight of enforced Shakespeare watching was when I saw John Nettles (aka Bergerac) in Caeser.

Interesting article here.en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan

In some ways they are like humans abd have their own personalities. I know a female swan who is one her fourth mate (previous 3 died of various causes). Swan rescue friend told me about bigamist swan who had two females (mother and daughter) on the go. Apparently there us a gay pair at Abbotsbury swannery!

Swans do not eat fish. They eat weeds.

Gripping a wet weed with your mouth while upside down underwater definitely calls for some sort of 'grippiness'

Cows do it with very rough tongues. Getting licked by a cow is like having your skin rubbed with Velcro.

Of course it would be a magic aldi swan. What else?

It'll also be alarmingly cheap.

Swans have "teeth" though. Wikipedia says so.

You should read Wikipedia more carefully.

of course they were not stuffed. but i did not know they had shark teeth or that they could break my arm. they used to hiss like a cat. i used to hiss back. pretty sure we were good friends though :P

aldi swan ? wtf.... greggs swan yes

Cows eats under water weeds,how do they do that?

Who knew?!

Beta obviously did, that's who.

Is it just swans or do all birds have teeth? Why did I not know this.

Because NO living bird has teeth.

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