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To think swans have no business having teeth?

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ArsenicFaceCream · 10/01/2015 19:27

Well?

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 10/01/2015 19:32

What do they eat? (apart from kids' packed lunches outside the RSC at Stratford upon Avon)
On which note I would like to publicly apologise to the RSPB for the packed lunches I fed to swans between approx 1989-1995.BlushGrin

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 10/01/2015 19:35

[quote Lweji]And a petition
www.thepetitionsite.com/900/762/890/for-mn-to-save-all-the-deleted-threads-in-a-special-place/#sign[/quote]

Hmm You mean an archive of "how to troll Mumsnet?" [eyebrows]

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 10/01/2015 19:39

@ArsenicFaceCream

How often were you taken to see Shakespeare MNOlivia? Shock

I suppose we should petition HM Queen Dixie

Blush Boarding school brat. Shakespeare sounds good to the parentals, innit?
Probably twice a year Shock

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 10/01/2015 22:16

@Honeydragon

I used to feed the swans in the same park as Olivia after theatre trips, probably at the same time. But I was a state school brat so they got left over chips from my McDonalds.

I used to LOVE going to,Stratford McDonalds it was vair classy.

We used to go to Stratford McD's too.
Wonder if we were there at the same time.

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 12/01/2015 12:34

@APotNoodleandaTommy

I didn't realise that MNHQ people just...chatted.... Like real people do...

Do you know that MNHQ ARE real people????

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