To think swans have no business having teeth?

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Well?

That is quite terrifying

Olivia did you fee your lunches to the swans of your own free will or were they taken from you at tooth-point?

Twice a year? With inedible lunches? Harsh

I liked Attack of the clone swans

It reminds me of an Adrian Mole book.

YANBU they will have thumbs next, then what?

Leave them swans alone.

they will have thumbs next, then what?

They stop flying. Result.

YANBU they will have thumbs next, then what?

Then they will text each and open doors and we'll all be doomed.

How often were you taken to see Shakespeare MNOlivia?
Probably twice a year shock

Was that lovely girl/boy Gwyneth Paltrow with him?

I was attacked by a canada goose in st james's park once...made my finger bleed with its corrugated goose teeth.

Lol

Let the poor bastard have its teeth. It's eye looks evil in that pic though.

3 whole signatures....

I was bitten by one of these. Actually not painful. I was warned not to feed them, but they looked so chubby and nice.

We could let BastardDog loose on them.

Do you think the queen knows her swans have teeth?

But Bair they look so sweet.

Maybe Swans could be used to keep the trolls down.

even fish have teeth

I got pecked by a swan on the elbow a couple of weeks ago it blimmin hurt

I was chased around a pond by a vicious swan at a well known local national trust property when I was about seven.

I loath them - lovely to look at from a great distance though.

So many traumatised posters, yet the petition has regressed to one vote... (Perhaps the controversial India remark )

Maybe they could just wear gum shields or orthodontic retainers?

I was attacked by a swan when I was little, bastard birds.

They are vicious buggers swans.

They have more teeth than a Jaws remake and they are not afraid to use them.

even fish have teeth

That's said like its a surprise that Fish have teeth, have you never heard of pirañas, or even more amazingly er these great big fish called something like erm Sharks?!

Swans have no business having teeth, (I'm aware their not true ones) they might look very beautiful but they are pisiablepossible the evilness creature alive! Can you tell I'm bird phobic!

It doesn't take a lot to upset a swan...

A bastard swan tried to nick the poncy pasties we were eating in Thorpeness in Suffolk.

We had to retreat to a safe place away from the Meare.