To think swans have no business having teeth?

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Well?

Here you all are!

How to troll Mumsnet?
As if anyone didn't know......

i used to stroke swans as a kid. we are friends...

Were they stuffed in a stately home somewhere?

I got bitten by a goose. It went through my tracksuit trousers (orienteering with school at local scenic spot age 14). It drew blood. I have a satisfied smirk every year we have goose for Christmas

They need teeth for chewing all that bread.

stickingpoint

pisiablepossible great word!

Were they stuffed in a stately home somewhere?

Taxidermy's the way to go! We could arrange them in love pose pairs. Much better. Queen won't mind, once she's been briefed about the teeth.

Peahens also have teeth. As yet I have no reliable data on peacocks.

I saw two swans try to take on two border collies today (or vice versa). Swans were triumphant.

It's no big deal, I used to get regularly nibbled by ducks and it doesn't hurt.
What you need to watch is that they don't break your arm ( unlikely unless they have a baseball bat)

This thread needs the ducks with dog masks picture.

And it's "teeth" arsenic.

And maybe some philandering swans research, complete with weird methodological techniques for checking which swans are shagging each other.

There you go. You'll never look at a duck the same way again.

No birds have teeth!

They are nasty fuckers though.

My dog ran up to one to say hello and the bloody thing chased him around for ages.

Swans have "teeth" though. Wikipedia says so.

Or you can think of it as having saw-like bills, which doesn't really make it any better.

The bastards were intimidating enough before I knew about their "teeth".

Bills yes, but not teeth.

I agree doesn't matter. Horrible things either way.

My dog no longer tries to say hello to them when we go on that walk.

I thought we could rerun the teeth/"teeth"/saw thing

I was saddened to see no one else had. The teeth/"teeth"/saws thing was the highlight of that troll thread.

And I learned a lot about the mating habits of waterfowl.

( I still have it open on a tab)

You will weep when that tab tries to reload.

Here's an image from your worst nightmares.

Jeez. That's 'orrible.

Are you compiling material to remake 'The Birds'?

Or this one.

DH will start wondering why the I could stream is full of images of vicious waterfowl and just won't understand my explanation. He'll give me that 'MN ' look.

There are so many hideous photos on geese and swans on the internet. So many.

They will haunt my dreams.