To think there is nothing wrong with the names I have chosen?

[WhatAreYouLaughingAt]

I have boy girl twins that are three months old now. Their names are Fox and Dana. I think they're fine names and suit them well but almost everyone smirks or out right laughs when they find out their names.

Um, why? Am I missing something?

Eh, no the OP is not me .

It's lucky we didn't know we'd have 7 children - it would have been impossible to choose the best combo of days of the week, colours of rainbow, dwarfs or deadly sins!

I think DS2 would have been Grumpy Green Tuesday Greed

Clearly you've not met my oldest Zing Red Lust Happy Tuesday.

Morning all,

Just so's you know, the OP won't be coming back to this thread, if you catch our drift.

We should really take it down, but don't think there's any harm in letting it stay for a bit...

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boy or girl? difficult to tell you see

Bridge dwellers are getting lamer....

I really thought it was a regular.

Dawn

we are having fun though. can this be considered a jester (entertaining troll, if I get the gist) thread?

I'm thinking of re naming all my kids. 5th names will be "the Great", naturally.

Aww Dawn please don't delete this thread. It's cheered me up.

I mean it's pretty obvious the OP wasn't being serious and was winding us up but it's a harmless wind up imo.

Zing I don't believe in pigeonholing my eldest. Especially with something as passé as gender.

Red enjoys weaving lentil shoes and laughing at people who can't pronounce quinoa

god I hope I spelled that right!

I really thought it was a regular.

so why do you call "it " your eldest? you are being ageist dontcha know?

I didnt realise it was a wind up. Never seen xfiles. I thought they were quite nice names. Can I ask if people could be a bit more funny next time if they want to do a wind up? thanks.

Reminds me of a moment in McDonalds - maybe 1987/1988. A young Mum was struggling to control her boy & girl, and finally shouted "KYLIE, JASON, STOP MESSING AROUND"

NOt that you're lame Sparkling, just, you know, benign

Witty trolls went out with the ark.

Oh dear god, I AM being ageist, aren't I. Well now how do I describe them.

a friend of my lived next door to twins called Adam and Eve. it's actually true.
they hated it

( you could call that "Far from Eden )

Yes, I'm nice. Too nice.

Awww c'mon Dawn, it's an 'armless jokey thread, with lots of humour 'n' stuff, don't delete it please! :(

Can't say first, second..either. that would suggest .... something... I don't know (I'm so tired!)

This thread has actually inspired me to go watch some X Files episodes right now. That's one good thing.

You make a love-er-lee cock-er-nee Thumb

I'm sorry Sparkling. You're arsehole really

Should I list them alphabetically?

Drop

could try. but be warned it will come across as favouritism. basically whatever you do you are fucked.

just point and say "you".