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To think that this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone, ever?

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 20:50

PIL's staying at ours this weekend. DH and I snuck off to our room whilst PIL were walking the dog.

Turns out, we thought they'd left the house when they hadn't. Cue MIL walking in our bedroom to ask where we keep the poo bags. I was squatting butt naked with DH's knob in my mouth whilst he leaned against the wardrobe.

So yeah, my MIL saw me giving her son a blow job.

Kill me now.

Please can someone cheer me up with your stories? MIL hasn't looked us in the eye since!

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furcoatbigknickers · 14/12/2014 22:12

Did he go soft very quicklyGrin sorry but pmsl. Nope nothing more embaressing.

usualsuspectsparkly3 · 14/12/2014 22:14

What Mintyy said.

NetworkGuy · 14/12/2014 22:15

Sorry, nothing to compare with that, but at least it wasn't your own Mum, was it ? (Or would that have been in any way a bit less embarrassing?)

:)

NetworkGuy · 14/12/2014 22:15

PS Do hope you name changed before posting!

Pyjamaramadrama · 14/12/2014 22:21

I actually think that it could be worse. It could have been your parents, that would have been worse.

Get a lock on your bedroom door.

hiddenhome · 14/12/2014 22:22

Do you reckon she's on Gransnet right now with her own 'walked in on DIL giving head shocker' thread Grin

Spoonme · 14/12/2014 22:25

Ouuuuuuuuuu poor you!!!

Sothisishowitfeels · 14/12/2014 22:28

Not quite the same but a few years ago we stayed at MILs and at the time we were TTC and thought MIL was well asleep. The next morning I went down first to be met with a very concerned looking mother in law asking me if DH was ok because she thought he heard him crying In the night ( obviously he wasn't....)

Primafacie · 14/12/2014 22:46

I know a woman who was caught in the act by her dad when she was a teenager. Except they weren't using the main entrance, iykwim.

I reckon that's worse.

slightlyworriednc · 14/12/2014 23:03

Right Minty. Hmm Cos I'm sure you do it in the sitting room in front of all the family.

How can you not see that being caught in the act is embarrassing? And a popular way to deal with embarrassment is to laugh at it? I really cannot understand how someone doesn't get that. I could almost understand you not seeing the funny side if you were very uptight, and came on saying 'that's not funny, it's disgusting!'. I get that.

Would you suggest the OP should have just carried on? Because, you know, it's only sex? Perhaps her DP could have answered the question as he didn't have his mouth full?

Sallyingforth · 14/12/2014 23:13

Your MiL ought to have been pleased that you treat her son so well and make him happy.

When we have stayed with friends/relatives we always send a 'thank you' note saying what a good time we had. Perhaps they will send you one referring to the excellent entertainment?

Mintyy · 14/12/2014 23:16

slightlyworried - if it happened it is embarrassing, but not the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone ever.

slightlyworriednc · 14/12/2014 23:18

I think, if it had happened to me today, then right now it'd feel like the most embarrassing thing ever! Grin

I can't think of anything more embarrassing off the top of my head! (No pun intended!)

NetworkGuy · 14/12/2014 23:21

Mintyy - "if it happened" - so are you questioning it?

I can see it being very embarrassing for OP. Cannot be sure what would be much more embarrassing. Perhaps you can enlighten me/ us ?

WowserBowser · 14/12/2014 23:21

I can't think of anything more embarrassing either. And I'm a right nob, am always doing embarrassing things.

JubJubBirds · 14/12/2014 23:28

'not the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone ever'
Mintyy, you sound like you speak from experience?

SistersOfPercy · 14/12/2014 23:28

Ask mil if she's peckish and fancies a hotdog Grin

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 23:30

Mintyy. I am obviously over exaggerating in my title, because I can see the humour in the situation. Of course there are more embarrassing things.

Everyone is tucked up in bed now, everyone will survive to live another day. Thank you all for keeping me so amused tonight!

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NetworkGuy · 14/12/2014 23:30

OMG SistersOfPercy (and what a nickname!) Xmas Grin

(as an aside - does fgrin mean f*ing great grin ? :) )

JubJubBirds · 14/12/2014 23:34

Definitely not as bad as OPs but here's mine...

My aunt was staying with us when I was a teenager. My (now) DP and I had sex in my room and at some point my aunt must have come in. Only I dont know when as we didn't hear her, we only knew because the hairdryer she'd borrowed from me had been returned!

Why?!

BuddyKringleberry · 14/12/2014 23:34

This is definitely THE most embarrassing thing I've ever heard happen to anyone. Sorry OP, must have been horrific for you Blush.

I have to thank you for providing me with lots of laughs this evening though, so I hope that's of some consolation to you.

Mintyy if you have/know any more cringeworthy stories, we would love to hear them!

MrsJuice · 14/12/2014 23:37

My friend (genuinely not me) was masturbating on her bed, and opened her eyes to see the window cleaner!!
GrinGrinGrin

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 23:38

Hahaha the window cleaner one is excellent!!

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Moreshabbythanchic · 14/12/2014 23:41

We are staying with my DS and his DW at christmas, I am making a mental note to shout from the bottom of the stairs if I need them for anything.

MrsJuice · 14/12/2014 23:42

She told loads of people at a party. She didn't really know most of them.
I was a bit Shock.