To think that this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone, ever?

[zaracharlotte]

PIL's staying at ours this weekend. DH and I snuck off to our room whilst PIL were walking the dog.

Turns out, we thought they'd left the house when they hadn't. Cue MIL walking in our bedroom to ask where we keep the poo bags. I was squatting butt naked with DH's knob in my mouth whilst he leaned against the wardrobe.

So yeah, my MIL saw me giving her son a blow job.

Kill me now.

Please can someone cheer me up with your stories? MIL hasn't looked us in the eye since!

lol lol Have just read your post out to myDH we both love you for making us laugh tonight!

Actually, if it helps, I recall the thread about the poor woman who... ahem... evacuated her bowels whilst riding her partner on the couch.

Also the one about the poor 50 some year old woman who was 69ing her husband when their older DS and DDil walked in on them (they were babysitting their grandchild and the child was asleep)

Best to meet it head on (excuse the pun); so to speak.

Breeze into the sitting room now... bold as brass... Stand in front of the TV, big grin on your face and loudly enquire:

"How'd you like my Turkey impression folks, "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" ?

These sort of things are best out in the open and not swept under the carpet.

Oh poor you but thanks for the laugh. Bet dh went from iron rod to limp sausage in record time

At least you weren't having full sex and mid orgasm noise - could have been worse!

The 69st was worse.

woman has 5 kids. She's no stranger to penis!

this made me spit my tea out

I think she's seen enough of my gobbling today TheRtHon!

Surely worse for your dh no?

Yep, this has made me laugh like a hyena. I cannot think of much worse or embarrassing than your scenario. Kudos to your husband for sitting watching TV with them. I would have been cowering under a duvet with you.

I can remember being engrossed in a 69 with my partner when my landlord knocked on the door wanting his rent. I went from cock in mouth one minute to having a cordial conversation in my dressing gown the next. I was a tad awkward but that is NOTHING by comparison so I doth my cap at you and hope it is never mentioned again.

brilliant.

Giving him a blow job? Why wasn't he fettling your clitoris? Tut tut.

You do know that your MIL now has that scene in her mind forever and is longing for brain floss?

She won't tell anyone.

Actually it could be worse. It could have been your dad.
That would be worse I reckon; but it's still really bad

Oh WOW!

Poor Poor you !!!!!

Think I would keep coughing and say, sorry, pube in my throat.

Oh yes Gobshite that would defo have been worse!! Good point...

:o

That is all

See. Look on the bright side.
Every cloud has a silver lining.

An ex boyfriends mum walked in on us having sex on his 18th birthday. We were already ex at that point. He had a girlfriend and then I went out for dinner with them that evening. After that I have been hard to humiliate.

I was already crying with laughter but this woman is no stranger to penis has tipped me into hysteria. Poor DP, I can't stop long enough to explain.

Was dept Xmas dinner and we were putting our coats on a table later went to pick it up and bits tumbled out of pocket, colleagues bent down to help pic up as condoms tumbled out on floor. Shouldn't be embarrassed in this day and age but you could toast bread off my cheeks!

Oh no poor you. That has to pretty high up on the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to anyone list!

She's probably just as traumatised. Bet she'll be starting her own thread when she gets home

Links to those threads needed, please, sykadelic!

Don't worry, op, my FIL once knocked on DH's (then boyfriend) bedroom door about a minute after I'd loudly orgasmed so must've heard and been waiting for us to finish . And then he only wanted to know if I was staying for dinner!

Zara' Fooking Hells Bells!

Why had you taken all your clothes off to give DH a blow job - it's cold

That's it.

DS is never getting married.