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To think that this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone, ever?

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 20:50

PIL's staying at ours this weekend. DH and I snuck off to our room whilst PIL were walking the dog.

Turns out, we thought they'd left the house when they hadn't. Cue MIL walking in our bedroom to ask where we keep the poo bags. I was squatting butt naked with DH's knob in my mouth whilst he leaned against the wardrobe.

So yeah, my MIL saw me giving her son a blow job.

Kill me now.

Please can someone cheer me up with your stories? MIL hasn't looked us in the eye since!

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Spadequeen · 14/12/2014 20:59

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Sorry, that wasn't very helpful was it Grin

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 20:59

He did NOT get to come!

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FiftyShadesofScreeeeeeeam · 14/12/2014 21:00

Why the fuck did they just walk into the room?

If it makes you feel better, OP, my friend's MIL walked in on her while she was on top, boinging away.

Darquesse · 14/12/2014 21:00

Haha oops. I thought the same as the first poster, wow that's quick getting clothes off and blow job underway!

RJnomore · 14/12/2014 21:00

Yes definitely the most Embarassing thing ever.

For some reason I can't work out if your DH was leaning back on the wardrobe or standing leaning forward with his hands on the wardrobe, and this matters somehow to the level of embarrassment.

I think him leaning back on the wardrobe is worse somehow!

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 21:01

She walked in because we thought they were gone and had left the door ajar!

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WhereDoAllTheCalculatorsGo · 14/12/2014 21:01

now that's a stealth boast if ever I read one. Envy at afternoon quickies
Grin

AlistairSim · 14/12/2014 21:01

Could have been worse, you could have walked in on MIL giving FIL a BJ.

Fakebook · 14/12/2014 21:02

I'd just try to get on with life now. You were having sex. Big deal. Everyone does it.

Macloveswill · 14/12/2014 21:02

She really shouldn't have come in your bedroom without knocking.....surely anyone with manners would just call out "are you decent" or something?! not that you could answer with your mouth fullGrin seriously though, please tell us what happened next Cake

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 21:02

RJ DH was leaning back on the wardrobe, I was squatting in front of him. MIL got the full side view. Oh the shame.

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GeneParmesan · 14/12/2014 21:03

Oh god can't think of many things worse than that, sorry op!

Notsuretoday · 14/12/2014 21:05

Shock at squatting - doesn't it make your legs hurt? Surely kneeling would be more comfortable?

OstentatiousBreastfeeder · 14/12/2014 21:06

Haaaaahaha

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 21:09

Notsure Yeah it does actually! I switch between squatting and kneeling usually! (not that I do that for DH very often anymore!)

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notenoughwine · 14/12/2014 21:09

We've a had a couple of similar situations. My MIL moves like a ninja, you'll never know where she is until she's sneaked up behind you and started talking, giving you the fright of your life.

What's worse though, catching someone or being caught?

OstentatiousBreastfeeder · 14/12/2014 21:10

Sorry, really can't add anything else, this has cracked me up.

Mind you, I was nearly caught out with DH by my older brother when we all went on holiday together. That probably would have topped this for me. I still shudder at how close it was.

People who don't knock have it coming to them though!!

ILovePud · 14/12/2014 21:10

I'm sure that in the annals of human history more embarrassing things have happened to someone somewhere, but I can't think of any off the top off my head, sorry. I think your MIL was out of order for a.) not knocking and b.) not getting the hell out of your bedroom as soon as she'd been greeted with that particular scene. Who the hell would stay and ask where the poo bags where?

Mulligrubs · 14/12/2014 21:10

Well, hugely embarrassing but she shouldn't have just walked into your bedroom! So hopefully she's just as mortified by it as you are. I'd be annoyed if anyone walked into my room though!

TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite · 14/12/2014 21:10

No. That's bad. That's seriously bad.

NapoleonsNose · 14/12/2014 21:12

Yep, you're right. That is right at the top of the list for most embarrassing situations ever. Made me laugh though Grin

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zaracharlotte · 14/12/2014 21:13

She didn't knock because the door was open, and because of our room geography she didn't see us straight away. I assume she was just as shocked as we were and she just blurted out her question without thinking!

I'm not angry at her at all.

Thinking about it, I was doing something very nice for her son, wasn't I? Woman has 5 kids, she's no stranger to penis!

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foofooyeah · 14/12/2014 21:13

You realise that giving your DH blow jobs will never be the same again.

Just as you start the mental image of your MIL catching you will haunt you.

Mrsmorton · 14/12/2014 21:15

OP, thank you for cheering up a lonely Sunday evening. I laughed out loud.

Purplepoodle · 14/12/2014 21:16

Lol. This is why we always wave them goodbye, then lock the door and leave the key in so they have to knock if they come back early (learned from teenage days lol)