To think that this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone, ever?

[zaracharlotte]

PIL's staying at ours this weekend. DH and I snuck off to our room whilst PIL were walking the dog.

Turns out, we thought they'd left the house when they hadn't. Cue MIL walking in our bedroom to ask where we keep the poo bags. I was squatting butt naked with DH's knob in my mouth whilst he leaned against the wardrobe.

So yeah, my MIL saw me giving her son a blow job.

Kill me now.

Please can someone cheer me up with your stories? MIL hasn't looked us in the eye since!

Never been caught, but the other night we were enthusiastically going at it, was about 11.30pm....now I am not known to be quiet, and we thought the kids were asleep. Not so. we suddenly heard "Mummy, why are you moaning?" from my ten year old DD....."I'm just in pain sweetie" I cried. DH's penis deflated the fastest I've ever known it to! Thank god she didn't walk in to see what all the racket was, I was on my knees, clutching the head board, watching hubby fuck me hard in the mirror.....

Is 'in the mirror' a euphemism for part of the anatomy?

aha!!! Nope, we have a huge mirror behind the bed!

oh, bump already!

blimey! you win!

When DH and I were living in a student house there was a handyman with a key, we'd gone out for the day and come back to find him awkwardly resealing round the window frame in our bedroom, stood in a small gap between several of the 'friends' that had been discarded down the side of the bed and not cleared up from the night before. He never came without warning us first again! But I don't have to look him in the eye for the rest of my married life...