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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

Oh the yoni guy

My stomach ruptured from that one. The guy got totally annihilated.

Quite right too!

Loved the Mexican house thief and t-rexing in the supermarket queue. Was also hooked on penguin bollards

Lenny, Cheesy, I don't know that one, please tell.

the bloke who ate a fatball his wife had been saving for the birds.

I howled.

That's my fave thread too, because of the police officer who attended a crime scene and fell over the dead body.

Hello car lift lady! I think you struck a chord with so many people who have ended up in a regular pick up / drop off situation without realising it and with no way out.

Swiss policeman abandoning car to shag a neighbour always intrigued me.

Mymum it's in classics -

here

Thanks, cheesy.

The Least Professional Moments of My Illustrious Career

Every now and again in work I want to Introduce myself as Angela Hernandez to a room full of strangers.

I kept getting caught out at work today reading your thread on my phone

The artisan scotch egg fatball is one of the few threads I've given DH a look at. We found it really funny.

Olympic horses.

Mouldies

Aunty Tantrums looking after her friends daughter for the weekend! I nominated that for Classics and it is fab!

The couple who occupied the jizz stinking car outside a MNetters home for weeks...

using the light on your mobile phone at the cinema
tapeworm in a poo
sister and grabby boyfriend going mad that present of smarties not reciprocated (this was quite sad really but some humour in the face of adversity moments)
cake punching

"Is that you, UCM?"

Tablecloth woman

coloured foods (greeny funning?)

Pom bears dinner party is my fave

The one about the crazy IL's who used to chuck acorns at each other at Christmas? I think she ended up drinking vodka with her BIL to get away from the rest of them lobbing acorns around (her own DH included) It was v v funny!

The Swiss shagging policeman poster also had the thread about the girls who came to stay at their chalet, and drank the champagne, were sick in the pool and left a huge mess.

Send me a link for Mexican house crashers please.

Aw the Sharon thread, this is when I got hooked on MN

Ahh the Sharon thread and the wine on the wall!