Mumsnet 'Legends'

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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

GetOrf's drugged up to the eyeballs posting.

Hugh Fernley-Wankingall

The swimming pool that was being used by the neighbours

How could I forget Hugh Fearnley Wankinhair.

Claw - yes I often think of toilet-in-the-night-clicky-noise woman! There was never any resolution or explanation was there?

The poster who went swimming with her family - and forgot to put her bikini bottoms on. Her dh mouthed 'your minge' at her.

The tiny wanker. Laughed for ages all the way through that thread.

Omg tiny wanker. I sometimes think of that at random moments and howl to myself.

The missing hamster and the hairy soup?

The clay cock made by the op's ds - think it was one of the first threads I ever read and i was sucked into MN that very day.

My all time favourite was the 'unprofessional moments in my illustrious career' one. Must be in Classics.

The Ritz wedding with the gold colour code for guests.
The 2 years later childrens housewarming with the gift list for the child who's bedroom was decorated in F&B 'Spoilt Bastard' and had 'Take The Piss' as an accent colour. That was removed as too identifiable. I'd love to know if OP of that went, and what the pressure haul was like.

Supersoaker children's party one, that one went on and on

Pressie haul.

TiggyD as TulisaLover, with the thread telling us how feminists were doing it all wrong, with scottishmummy (how I miss her) picking "her" story apart, proving "she" couldn't really have been made a partner at a magic circle firm.

Today I pooed on my skirt at work

Urine-extracting neighbours who after weeks of hinting, sent tiny child up garden path expecting lift on first day at school.

What about the shared party thingie where the mother of the other party child turned up on MN and gave her side of the story, that was pretty riveting.

Also the granny stealing the DDs swimming costume, although I think that one all ended in tears.

Did we ever find out what was in the locked garage that one OP's husband would never let her in? That was a classic in a really sinister kind of way.

It's already been mentioned but the thread about the people who lived in the car had me hooked. In my mind I have a perfect picture of the posters husband peeping out of the bathroom window reporting on the happenings in the parked car. I felt like I was there.

Brian the Yoni Massager. (I was the one who named him Brian.)

Hamwidge.

Is that your claim to fame, Mrs? To be fair it's a damn good one.

Can't believe I'm on this list. Honered!

My absolute fav of all time was the wedding thread in classis that had they money wishing well and they didn't receive enough money from there guests so they sent out a delightful money grabbing poem asking guests to dig deep.

The Tights Troll

Didn't the living-in-the-car lady get spotted at the antenatal clinic or something?

The I'm Amanda Hernandez post from the least professional moment thread is amazing.

I thought the 'people living in the car' poster sounding like someone you'd want to be friends with in real life. Was it the car dwellers who identified her?

Angela Hernandez!