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Mumsnet 'Legends'

307 replies

mymummademelistentoshitmusic · 02/12/2014 20:17

Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

OP posts:
usualsuspectsparkly3 · 02/12/2014 20:43

Yes, Honey Grin

You got it! [mwah]

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2014 20:43

Oh no. The thread is ruined. Legend = Penis Beaker. I think not.

ClawHandsIfYouBelieveInFreaks · 02/12/2014 20:43

What about the poster who thought she was being spyed on in her own bathroom....she could hear a click everytime she went in...apart from when she crept or something.

stargirl1701 · 02/12/2014 20:44

Greensleeves crazy lady baking thread. Just brilliant.

bigbluestars · 02/12/2014 20:45

"he is using your lounge and sofa as a big pair of underpants. Lovely.

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2014 20:45

This thread is giving all the newbie trolls things to quote when saying 'N/C but a regular' Shock

CaptainAnkles · 02/12/2014 20:45

Oh yes, that one with the polygamist and the bolt gun.

ToAvoidConversation · 02/12/2014 20:46

The young couple living in the car outside the family home?

OP was their neighbour. She spied on them an updated us regularly. Pretty sure they even had pizza delivered to the car.

CornChips · 02/12/2014 20:46

Just realised I have been on MN since at least 2008.

[... wonders if I need to get a real life...... decides not to over react...]

Bartlebee · 02/12/2014 20:47

AmateurArseDoctor

MrsChristmasVamos · 02/12/2014 20:47

I miss Pinot. Xmas Sad

Pylmpics had some leg-tastic threads.

BaffledSomeMore · 02/12/2014 20:47

Eating Lego
BOF's pouffe

HumptyWasPushed · 02/12/2014 20:48

Tiny Wanker
Pom Bear Dinner Guest

And the fantastic Earthmother

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2014 20:50

I have been round these parts for 3 years as a poster and longer as a lurker and I haven't heard of half of these.

guinnessgirl · 02/12/2014 20:50

definitely the Mexican house crashers. Can still hardly believe they were real, it was an incredible story!

Girlwhowearsglasses · 02/12/2014 20:52

When someone posted they were about to get married and needed witnesses and a MMer or two went and we had pics and everything - who was that?

usualsuspectsparkly3 · 02/12/2014 20:52

Mitmoo

BrightestAndBest · 02/12/2014 20:52

Graeme the budgie

mymummademelistentoshitmusic · 02/12/2014 20:52

I remember (yet another) thread where a hairy hand asked about pegging. Sadly it was removed, but that was one of the funniest things I've ever read, mnetters are so wrong.

OP posts:
EveDallasRetd · 02/12/2014 20:53

UCM is that you?

Catthiefkeith · 02/12/2014 20:53

The one about the pp's friend who was dating a cannibal

Nickelbabes live birth thread

Aunty Tantrums babysitting a 3yo

Brian from Hull and his Yoni massage

mymummademelistentoshitmusic · 02/12/2014 20:53

Totally ruined his wank.

OP posts:
Catthiefkeith · 02/12/2014 20:54

Earthmother was lovely. Sad

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2014 20:54

I am still upset that Dan Snow Boss was a hairy handed under bridge dweller. Sad