Mumsnet 'Legends'

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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

Brian from Hull.

I can't think of any but in a sad way I still worry about Waves and I wonder how GettingBigger and her kids are doing.

T rexing in the supermarket

Was that the same person, sanity? I never realised that. The bottles in the pool, the vom. I bloody felt for her, but others were slagging her off for having money.

Pomander nosegay (AIBU to carry a pomander on public transport?).

And - the urgent missive to Brighton dwellers - is Nick Cave's wife pregnant or not? (proof - she was carrying a bottle of water).

Good times.

Do people realise that some of these stories were complete and utter bullshit? I do wonder how seriously some people take these things.....

Mozhe the waterskier
Vagine

I don't think it matters if the funny things truly happened as reported here. Bullshit can be hilarious. I think those who find it funniest are those who don't take it seriously.

I applaud a well-crafted bullshit. Tis a tricky thing to get right.

But we never saw the penguin bollards- so maybe it was all made up?

Poo crumbs. Can never un-read.

The one where LisaLisa accidentally sent her son to school on show and tell day with her soiled pants.

Replace one word of a film title with the word penis - not such a legend but had me in stitches for hours.

I still remember the poster who was against humans having wings. I loved that thread, kept me amused on a long train journey.

The people that were invited to a French wedding and sent to bits of coloured cloth in the invite and we all couldn't work out why.

Loved Mexican house saga -the cheek of some people.

What about wedding thriller Zombie routine!

I loved the DH with the elaborate toasts who couldn't get his children to school on time because he was too busy dribbling truffle oil on his bruschetta. That guy saved my marriage.

The less than perfect cakes
The woman who had het house repossessed, had been offered a council flat but it didn't have space on the balcony for the trampoline.
The woman who owned the Swiss chalet and her SIL drank all the champagne.

Huarrr!

River of sweetcorn
Box room troll
Biscuit-gate
The terry Wogan pic
The bat pic

The one where Chaos (was it Chaos?) posted about some new sandwich bread things about eleventy million times.

And the one with the inability to link.

My fave is booble plate though. Even the word "booble" makes me laugh.

"I'm so sorry Alan"

The one prompted by some sexist ad with responses in the form of haikus and limericks.

the hedgehog camera/sandpaper troll thread

Brian from Hull, obviously.

What is your AIBU?