Mumsnet 'Legends'

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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

Can't forget Sharon

Poo Troll
Gluezilla

How on earth did I forget those

Elderly Korean Woman

Elderly Korean lady with the pink visor

And a nice one here - Wilf

Unreasonable woman with the horses in FYChris's field.

BinLady of the penguin bollard thread.

Mexico house crashers

Penguin Bollards

The t-rexer, in the asda queue.

The cousin who was "Preggers and peng".

I've never heard of Liftzilla or the mexico house thing.

Moldies.

Don't ever Google penguin bollards, I had them advertised for weeks after.

Vacuuming the lawn.

Balonz

Cube of poo

back garden gymshed

Uncle

Ooh and 'your minge'

What about the zoo weirdo? Can't quite remember the details but there was a huge collaborative MN effort. A lot of these must surely be in Classics?

Booble plate.

(aka The Thread That Sucked Me In Forever).

It had everything. A narrative arc. Humour, pathos, tension, crisis and tears. Whoever knew that a hair bobble container that got stuck behind the toilet could deliver just so much.

Cutted up pear

Penguin blind date.
Mexican house thief.

What about the illegal house that went up in MrsdeV's neighbour's garden? Blow by blow account for weeks- was fab.

Water pistol party etiquette