guest slept naked.

[chasingtheegg]

Aibu?

Had guests to stay last night. It gets mentions casually the next day that he sleeps naked, I laugh and say something along the lines of "only in your own bed I bloody hope!"
..at which point he gets a bit embarrassed and she says "he can't stand wearing pj's!"

We swiftly move on and I mourn the innocence of my pretty sanderson sheets.

Aibu to think you should at least wear undies when sleeping in someone else's home?

Or am I being a prude?

Question for anyone worried about someone else's bare skin touching their sheets. Do you ever use a public loo, and if so, do you hover above the seat?

Yeah, I discovered that black sheets were baaaaad that very same way! Still...you don't dry your dishes with the dirty linen so why people are bothered, I'll never understand.

Folly - I've already said I hover on public loos.

Is it bingo night?

Not if I'm staying in your spare room SirC. I hear it's forbidden

Realise my last post made no sense. Ds was at sleep over. Not my dad

I think you're confusing bingo with shagging cat - although perhaps it's all those balls that's causing your mix up?

Unless cat plays bingo naked too. Then I presume it's not allowed in the guest bed?

That could be it - naked bingo whilst shagging.

Damn right not in my bed. Semen, sweat and bingo dabber ink. She'd be dealing with her own dirty sheets.

Lots of balls, people getting over excited, shouting, erm.......dibbers.....same thing

(I think it may have been too long since I actually had sex and I am indeed confusing it with something else altogether )

You realise that if you have a guest bed and frequently have guests, you almost certainly have had people shagging in there? Or wanking. Though probably not while playing bingo.

It exists

I have dark coloured sheets in my spare room, we have dark coloured sheets in ours. It goes with the decor. It's not really spare anyway it's my son's room when not at uni, we don't have the luxury of completely spare rooms.
I really don't care who has sex in the room (as long as it is neither of my children). I don't lick the sheets clean I just bundle them up and stick them in the washing machine. If a couple are with me for a few nights I suppose I expect them to have sex.

OP sounds great.

The average bingo player does not look like that round these parts

Hope she wiped that board down afterwards - or at least wore knickers

Always sleep totally naked unless sharing a bedroom with someone other than DH - and then it is only very reluctantly that I don some underwear. If I really can't sleep I may risk taking them off and trust that my duvet stays on (we're usually only talking about my sister here anyway)

I absolutely hate wearing anything on my lower half in bed - always feel really uncomfortable. If it's a bit chilly I may wear a t-shirt to start with, but almost always take it off at some point.

It never occurred to me that my host might find this distasteful. YABU.

It's my upper half that I can't stand anything on. Having to get under it to move my boobs out of the way is a right pain in the arse. I wake up uncomfortable because I can't do it in my sleep.

I confess to wearing a sleep bra

No knickers though

How are you ever comfortable?!

I can't stand the boob-flopping. A bra keeps 'em caged.

if it comes off for play, it goes straight back on again after

One of the good things about having small boobs - I can't stand wearing a bra when I'm awake, bloody glad I don't have to deal with one in bed too:)

I wear a super soft bra to keep the girls contained.

Naked bingo! Oh my!

I don't have big boobs. I have medium boobs, but I can't stand the feeling of them roaming free.

How far do they go when they roam? Dublin? Reykavik?