guest slept naked.

[chasingtheegg]

Aibu?

Had guests to stay last night. It gets mentions casually the next day that he sleeps naked, I laugh and say something along the lines of "only in your own bed I bloody hope!"
..at which point he gets a bit embarrassed and she says "he can't stand wearing pj's!"

We swiftly move on and I mourn the innocence of my pretty sanderson sheets.

Aibu to think you should at least wear undies when sleeping in someone else's home?

Or am I being a prude?

I have heard house guests having sex. I put laundry on a 90c wash. End of.

Yabu and prudish

I'm absolutely dying here at black csi Miami sheets!

I remember my little brother saying he wanted black sheets when he was about 14. Think the hysterical laughter from me kinda put him off the idea!!

Honestly as long as they aren't screaming the house down then I don't care who snags in my house. I like my guests to relax, feel at home and have a good time. And if you're sleeping at my house the chances are very high that there's been copious amounts of alcohol drank. And surely everyone's horny when they're pissed?!

I think all you squeamish ones need to get a big box of disposable gloves for changing beds after guests have gone. Or imagine you work in health care or hotel industry. You get all sorts there. In hotels people sometimes go away JUST TO HAVE SEX. Pass the brain bleach. It's a wonderful thread. I tend not to inspect guest sheets, just wrap them up in themselves and into machine. Then good hand wash. What you don't know never hurts in this case. I thought that's what people did.

It's been known for me to find one boob in the bathroom and one boob on the landing when I wake up in the morning...

Or a robot that changes sheets?

BTW what happened to thread frm woman with broken leg whose parents may or may not have been having sex whilst in room with OP's slumbering infant child??

in their own home too.

I do use disposable gloves for household tasks.. gets things done a lot quicker.

Haven't laughed so much since the famous vital MN post thank youOP

Viral I mean

Dawn I don't know, but if you find it can you put a link on here please :) It was probably pulled because people were telling her she was being a twit

It has never once occurred to me to care if my guests sleep naked or not, so long as they don't turn up for breakfast still naked, I couldn't care less... as for shagging... why wouldn't they? It's a bed, we've generally all had a relaxing evening... so long as they don't break the chandelier there isn't one really, just a lightshade I don't care. Sheets & mattress protector are changed when they leave and I don't lick the sheets so it's all good :)

Ah, Lego, snagging is a whole different ball game...

Do people lick sheets? Should I?

Let the boobs roam free! I sleep on my front and have J cups. The roaming is quite convenient.

Do they come back by morning?

DH says that about his testicles...the roaming thing, he's a pants man never boxers for that reason, but he let's em roam free in bed even in other peoples houses!

What I'd like to know is when did all you nekkid sleepers discard your pjs? Cos we all provide nightwear for our children and I presume your parents did too. At what point did you decide to not put it on any more?

Sometimes they come back in the morning smelling of booze and fags and sex. The dirty stopouts.

When I was about 20 I think. Both my DSs stopped PJs at about 11/12 ish, but both sleep in boxers now

I can't imagine not wearing it but I get cold when I sleep.

Yep if people are shocked at shagging then heaven help them when the snagging starts! [Blush]

I've always discarded my night wear at some point as far as I can remember. I can't stand being too warm, and am one of those people that gets warm really easily.
Definitely from once I started puberty I was sleeping nude because I remember trying pads when my period first started and being ducked off at feeling like I was wearing a nappy and having to wear knickers in bed.

Dh and I once had an argument because his parents were skanking in our bed. I was outraged and wanted him to go in and tell them to stop. The thought of my pil's juices on my sheets was too much. Wouldn't really mind if it was anyone else though.

I sleep well wrapped up. Dh sleeps naked.

Dh is a csi. He says semen glows in uv light. Get yourself a uv torch and check sheets before removing them

I can't say it's ever occured to me to wonder what my guests wear, but the spare bed has a towelling waterproof mattress cover and it, the bed linen and pillow cases all get washed between guests. In regular guest has their own set of pillows in the airing cupboard because they insist on washing their hair before bed and going to bed with it soaking, the pillows are always wet in the morning.

I am quite fussy about pillows and bed linen.

Juan- your PIL shagged on your bed? Ewwwww!