I have the right hand side and he has the left, wherever we sleep- hotel, holiday rentals, PIL, friends. He invades my space and we do roll about a bit DTD but I can't sleep on the left hand side of a bed.
On(or in) my bedside chest of drawers, I have a lamp, contact lens case, pairs of glasses, hairdryer, mirror, hairbrush, hair mousse, make-up bag, vibrators, lube, condoms, ipad charger, phone charger, tissues.
DH has ipad charger, books, lamp, clock, condoms, lube and tat. Tat on the drawer top, tat in the drawers, tat on the floor next to the bed- screwdrivers, swiss army knife, torch, socks, washers for bathroom taps, spanner, light bulbs, notes from family tree work, football cards, BCFC programmes, old tshirts, empty water bottles.
So even if I could sleep on his side, I wouldn't.
We have boxes of condoms, never opened them, couldn't be bothered. Hence 25 weeks pregnant on saturday! 