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To be completely turned off new bloke

206 replies

Blossombirdy · 29/07/2014 23:37

Started seeing a very nice bloke. Perfect and romantic in every way... except I don't want to have sex with him.

He has hairy balls which are a complete turn off. And on our last date, no 3 btw, he stank so much of BO I had to turn the air con on.

Aibu ti think I should give him the boot or have a gentle word about scrotal etiquette?

OP posts:
Thumbwitch · 30/07/2014 07:49

I'm guessing between 15 and 21?

Bifauxnen · 30/07/2014 07:59

I think I've found the man for you op. www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD

pictish · 30/07/2014 08:02

Most men do not shave off their pubes! Porn stars do it to make their cocks look bigger. Normal men have hair.

As for me, I will never wax or shave mine off to run with the current porn trends. I am a 38 yr old woman and I have pubic hair. No ones going to filming me taking it ball deep, so there's no need to remove it.

I know women these days are prone to waxing and shaving, and say it's for 'hygiene' reasons, but really it's fashion.

You are being daft about his pubes.

Thumbwitch · 30/07/2014 08:07

Did anyone see that episode of embarrassing teen bodies, where the teens all reckoned that it's "more hygienic" to shave themselves prepubescent? She told them that's a load of (sorry!) bollocks. Grin

Thumbwitch · 30/07/2014 08:07

Dr Pixie, that is. Not any random old "she".

fluffyraggies · 30/07/2014 08:10

DH shaved his chest and pubes for a joke once. I hated it, he hated (and regretted) it, and the 'orrible prickly stubble as it began to grow back was awful.

I like a man to look like a man not a prepubescent teen Hmm

I LOVE the smell of him when he gets in from work all sweaty and gritty, but i make him strip off in the kitchen go and shower as i know the rest of the household wont have my love of his 'musk' Grin

BO on 3rd date is a bit off. But it has been v.hot. ?

pictish · 30/07/2014 08:12

I mean...just the upkeep and maintenance alone! As if there isn't enough to do in a day without having to spend precious time making yourself look nice and porny for the the fellas!
Ha ha ha! Me no think so! Hmm Grin

Itsfab · 30/07/2014 08:18

Hmm at all the "if you see what I mean" bollocks. Do you think you are cool or just want to rub it in you have had sex?

firesidechat · 30/07/2014 08:23

Yes most guys these days shave.

I did not know that. Please tell me that this isn't true.

Everyday is school day on mn. In more ways than one.

Simplesusan · 30/07/2014 08:24

There is no excuse for stinking of BO.

Why not get in the shower together and suggest that you shave him?

Btw BO is not just sweat it is stale sweat usually caused by a lack of personal hygiene.

iWork out at a very busy gym, people are literally dripping sweat after a class, they do not smell. The reason is they wash and wear clean, washed clothes.

Wash every day wear clean clothing made from natural fibres, use anti perspiration.

mzzzf · 30/07/2014 08:29

How do you know he has hairy plums if you 'don't want to have sex with him'?!! Have you bumped uglies without really wanting to? That must've been some strong vino Hmm

Bald willy eggs look awful and the owner of them looks more awful over the next few days as the regrowth Velcro appears!

Bottom line: I think you set this guy free and find yourself a hair free fragrant one - I believe Ken is available at most toy shops Grin

WatchingSeaMonkeys · 30/07/2014 08:29

Shaved mine once to have the snip - after a couple of days it was like having a hedgehog in my pants!! Never Again....

Plus, the only way I could get them smooth enough to shave was to stretch my scrotum over my kneecap....

Grin
steppemum · 30/07/2014 08:35

Most guys shave????

Most women shave???

No they don't. Look at all the threads on here about it.

Hair is normal. Don't force him to shave.

maddening · 30/07/2014 08:40

What on earth do the hairs on balls have to do with great sex? Unless it creates less air resistance and they can build up greater speed

And where do you get the "most men shave" statistic - I doubt that it is from personal experience.

PittTheYounger · 30/07/2014 08:41

lol at hair conkers

To be completely turned off new bloke
pictish · 30/07/2014 08:41

Porn stars shave their pubes off so we can better see the nitty gritty.
That's where it came from.

BadLad · 30/07/2014 08:41

Please tell me that this isn't true.

It's bullshit

YouTheCat · 30/07/2014 08:49

In all my years I've only met one man who shaved it all off. And he was violently in love with himself. I dare say if the relationship had gone further he would have been the type to spend most of his life in the bathroom and admiring himself in mirrors. Hmm

OP, sounds like a bit of a sad act and possibly a bored teenager who needs to get out in the fresh air more .

FryOneFatManic · 30/07/2014 08:49

Pubic hair is there for a reason.

From chatting with some friends, I noticed that those who shaved/waxed, etc had more thrush than those of us who don't remove hair.

All female btw, I've never come across a bloke who shaved and hope I never do. Little boys have no hair and I don't want to feel I'm with a little boy.

Branleuse · 30/07/2014 08:50

all of those things are transient.

if youd dump someone for hairy balls then hes better off without you. Hows he to know your personal preference??

If the BO was so bad you had to turn the aircon on and there was no obvious reason for it, then its a bit grim, but it has been really hot lately. Id probably give another chance if everything else was as good as you say

CocktailQueen · 30/07/2014 08:53

Most men shave?? Do they really?? Have been married for so long that things have obviously changed.

PittTheYounger · 30/07/2014 08:56

i think the OP is LOOOOONG gone.

PinkSquash · 30/07/2014 08:58

Ahh OP, did you see the pics of the guys from TOWIE in their skimpies? Not all men are waxed in such a way, promise.

RumAppleGinger · 30/07/2014 09:11

Pondering in years to come "why can't I find a nice romantic guy who treats me right? Oh yeah I discounted them all because they had hairy balls"

PiperRose · 30/07/2014 09:19

Ok. I'm 40, and was actively dating up until a year ago. During that time I had sex with three men under 30, one of which is now my DP - They all had shaved down there, so yes whoever said that this is now becoming commonplace may be right. However, it made no difference to the sex, one was bad, was one ok and one was AMAZING (guess which one I'm still with).

Not sure if that makes things any clearer.

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