To be completely turned off new bloke

[Blossombirdy]

Started seeing a very nice bloke. Perfect and romantic in every way... except I don't want to have sex with him.

He has hairy balls which are a complete turn off. And on our last date, no 3 btw, he stank so much of BO I had to turn the air con on.

Aibu ti think I should give him the boot or have a gentle word about scrotal etiquette?

When I read threads like this one, I like to imagine a future in which a tremendously technologically advanced people happen upon something written in an ancient script and then some genius among them cracks it and it's about a bloke not shaving his bollocks. And they think "fucking hell they really were primitive pointless fuckwits, weren't they? No wonder their civilisation died out."

A clean shaven guy equals better sex life

Don't believe everything they tell you sweetheart.

as for B.O. - if there was any chemistry there, it would be a turn on, not a turn off

I've been with my husband for 8 years and an active sex life, and I can tell you that is not true. You might be alright with nasty smelly men, but most women are not.

vicmackie Well, that and testing deadly nuclear weapons on ourselves. Humans are a stupid species if you start trying to put logic to our actions.

If you're worried about hairs caught in your teeth, OP, view it as a flossing opportunity.

Shaven bits on a man = stubble rash on a woman, which really don't make for a fuller sexlife.

"These days" lol. Thanks for the tip

I wish I was younger. I'm so put off by men who have small forests in their pants, but male hygiene is only just starting to catch up to the expected female standards. It's the arse crack for me though! My ex had such a hairy bum crack and, well, unless he'd had a shower in the interim, I knew if he'd had a recent bowel movement... It makes me think of that Kim Cattrall scene in SATC about her not being allowed to have a few stray hairs, but her needing a weed-whacker to find his dick!

What sample size are you talking about OP?

Because I'm no angel and the only man I've known to shave down there was a bodybuilder with a tiny penis who had convinced himself that it made him look bigger. I wasn't really in to the little boy look so he didn't stay around for long.

Crikey. You'd have a fit if you were dating my husband. He's hairier than teenwolf. I see your hairy bollocks and raise you back hair!

Didn't expect this to be my first post at all! Maybe that says something about me...:-)

In my experience (early thirties) I've had some hairy arsed guys and and some smooth ones. The smooth ones have for me, by far, been the best lovers because they have made oral so much more pleasurable. I personally like to give a guy as much pleasure as he gives me - if you get what I'm saying ;)

That said - if I had a hubby with an untrimmed/unshaved manhood, I would love him just the same. I'd love him but he would probably get a lot less oral! If he didn't like it I would grow mine out and then we would be equal :-D x

Lordy!

Most men don't shave or wax. They Just give if a bit of a trim. You're going to encounter hairy balls unfortunately. Does he shower regularly? If he does he may have a swearing problem.

Op where are you licking? I know a bit on the balls but most action is on the penis which is hair free anyway!

Can I ask how you know he has hairy balls by date number 3 if you didn't want to have sex with him?
Old lady emoticon

As an old lady, it seems to be the Done Thing that sex happens on date 3 these days. (DH was a ONS over 30 years ago, what would I know?) Presumably Op saw said hairy hairy bollox and fainted in a maidenly way, much as John Ruskin reputedly did on his wedding night?

Ahhhh faux chastity ( nods frail head ) all for nowt but some hair salted balls

Full sex life = sucking shaved balls?

Tbf, if his personal hygeine isn't great, it wouldn't be a salty taste I'd be worried about. There can be a certain amount of, er, splashback... I'd be more likely to insist on a shower before oral than a shave.

But that's me.

And everyone knows that no-one had oral before [insert date of personal first experience, to avoid the thought of your parents Doing It]

Perhaps he presented her with a photograph of his hairy conkers
A courting gift if you like?

Holy fucking god - he has hairy balls and that's a turn off. Wow.

The smell, yes I can understand that, but hair is NORMAL.

Wow. I am so never ever changing my DH, even if one day he fecks off I'm never bothering with any other men - if I was faced with bald balls I'd scream (probably with laughter but who knows?)

Weird.

The first neatly trimmed set I saw looked perverse to me
I'm much more nature intended

Ah, yes, Ronald, the courting photo, hadn't thought of that. But they're on date 3, aren't such photos generally sent before meeting? (As I said, I'm not Up To Date with modern mating patterns.)

The courting photo = penis picture?

It sounds almost charming put like that, for the second before I understood I thought I wanted one.

When I first started going out with DH, obvs before we were married, he shaved his balls "for me" once. His gameplan was that I would then shave myself "for him".
After I'd picked myself off the floor laughing, I told him no fucking way - the regrowth would be like velcro! And I said he could have all the fun of the scratching to himself, I wouldn't be joining him.

A couple of days later, BOY did he regret it! Groin stubble is so not funny. Oddly enough, he's never done it again, nor tried to get me to do it. Ha!

He'd watched too much porn as a single bloke - gave him weird ideas. He's normal again now.

Jeez.
Is this for real.
Did the op say "my sex life is over"

Op. Seriously. How old are you?