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Mumsnet Answers to Everything (for those who don't RTFT)

• Is he having an affair? YES LTB
• Bounty Reps BAD
• Is my MIL toxic? YES - GO NC
• My dog growled LTB
• Fruitshoots BAD
• Breastmilk GOOD
• Rehoming a dog BAD
• Periods? MOONCUP
• Is my SIL toxic? YES –GO NC
• Ham? NAICE
• Co-sleeping GOOD
• Is this a line? YES
• What should I do? LTB
• Child-free weddings? BAD
• Poems asking for wedding money? BAD
• He said I was fat. LTB
• He is fat. LTB
• Wrongly sized bra. BAD
• TXTSPK BD
• Nasty boss? LTB
• OW. BAD
• Kittens GOOD

Please contribute so we can create a cut out n' keep guide.

Including this thread

Next door neighbour swears, drinks all day, smoked and let children vandalise cars
Kids terrorise my DC
Go round and offer help they probably just need a friend. Babysit their dc

My child does ha e special needs fanjo he is several autistic non verbal with learning difficulties so I,m not taking the piss.

Well I am surprised you posted that then tbh

Severely not several !

Oh well if you prefer folk to consider your child a brat and not consider SN if he kicks off in public don't let me stop you :)

Err what that just because a child is badley behaved he must have special needs sometimes children can just be badley behaved .

Op pouring her guts out,heartfelt disclosure:oh my eyes the spelling!no paragraphs!oh

My post earlier wasn't intended as taking the piss, Fanjo, it was actually pointing out the hypocrisy - no undiganosed child can possibly just be naughty, but if a child with diagnosed SEN is misbehaving, the immediate reaction is 'No, they need to learn' or 'Why should our children be punished for their behaviour'. It was the hypocrisy I was taking the piss out of, not the children themselves.

OK Fanjo .

As I said before. If you don't want people to consider the mere possibility that's up to you.

Moomin, you weren't, but many others were. It's a shame, it could have been a funny thread.

Anyway I made my point.

Should horses poop outside my house in the road?

Is there a definitive MN answer to this?

NDN being noisy - THE BASTARDS.
NDN asking you to be quiet - SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A DETACHED.

I think in my sons case its blatently obvious he has special needs but there are just badly behaved children around and sometimes they are just badly behaved. No special needs.

Dog poo - EVIL
Cat poo - acceptable

x2boys I'm sure you can agree that you can't tell if the screaming child in the cafe has special needs, is unwell or is just plain throwing a tantrum.

Inappropriate behaviour in adult:mental illness.Inappropriate behaviour in child:sn

Myfairyking my point was that all to often people suggest a badly behaved child has/ undiagnosed special needs they may well have but often they are just badly behaved which is insulting to those of us who do have children with special needs ,and by the way my special needs child is not badly behaved and does respond to no !

Be as politically correct and liberal minded as possible - essential.

Mention the big white elephant in the room and the bleeding obvious you will be flamed

x2boys How do you know that 'often' they are just badly behaved? I never said a word about your child, so not sure why you said that.

London: CULTURE!!!
London: AWFUL PLACE, FULL OF SLUMS AND GANGS!

Oh ffs my point is that some children are just badlybehaved can people not accept that does it always have to be undiagnosed spe ical needs some kids are horrible they have always been around get over it ! Dont excuse bad behaviour with special needs !

Weddings free bar: yes you're host you pay for everything.for every fucker
Social meal.:you suggested venue and time.you pay for every fucker
Wedding list:graspy fuckers,dont puck a damn thing

Cleaner has requested a toilet brush. How does I tell her mn says they are bad?