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Mintyy · 12/06/2014 12:46

Come hither my lovelies ...

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Fideliney · 12/06/2014 14:00

Penis Beaker? There are two words I never thought I would see in the same sentence.

Is it an actual thing?

'Fraid so. All very odd.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

hollycomputer · 12/06/2014 14:01

Mintyy only in my spare time.

Fideliney · 12/06/2014 14:01

When was penis beaker?

8th Oct 2013

ExitPursuedByABear · 12/06/2014 14:01

I've been here years and I still don't know about cutted up pears.

Maryz · 12/06/2014 14:02

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Fideliney · 12/06/2014 14:02

Me neither Exit Grin

I'm prepared to make a guess or two though.

Maryz · 12/06/2014 14:03

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LatinForTelly · 12/06/2014 14:03

If we all post our approximate join date and number, we you I could do a lovely graph curve thingy. [nerd]

Fideliney · 12/06/2014 14:04

Oh didn't think of that. I always imagine it is self-evidently stoopid. Silly me.

Mintyy · 12/06/2014 14:04

Crikey Mary, you are posting from the future? I always knew that was something special about you Wink.

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Mintyy · 12/06/2014 14:05

Cutted up pear was one of those ye olde genuinely funny threads. I believe it got a well deserved place in Classics.

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CaptChaos · 12/06/2014 14:06

No clue when I joined, but it was well before penis beaker, so probably not a lot of help.

ManuscriptsDontBurn · 12/06/2014 14:07

I'm new!
This is my first post

Mintyy · 12/06/2014 14:07

We need someone who joined in September 2013. Dare I start a new thread?

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CatteLady · 12/06/2014 14:08

I registered a few weeks ago...will try to find number.

Mintyy · 12/06/2014 14:08

Hello to all lovely newbs. Welcome to the cuddliest nest of vipers on the net.

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Fideliney · 12/06/2014 14:09

Maybe Penis Beaker will meet itself in the future and cease to exist?

So you're looking for someone who joined in September 2013 Mintyy

Fideliney · 12/06/2014 14:09

Dang X post

TwinkleTwinkleStarlight · 12/06/2014 14:10

Please do Mintyy

Now that the 'rugby tickets scandal* has died down I need a giggle Smile

RebeccaMumsnet · 12/06/2014 14:10

I'm new too Smile

Maryz · 12/06/2014 14:11

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ExitPursuedByABear · 12/06/2014 14:11

186269 reporting for duty Sir.

September 2009.

Maryz · 12/06/2014 14:11

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TwinkleTwinkleStarlight · 12/06/2014 14:11

Plus I am intrigued as to what a penis beaker is (maybe I have lead a very sheltered life)

AlarmOnSnooze · 12/06/2014 14:14

Ah, I'm no good then. I re-regged in July last year, and now have a reg number in the region of 526000. I used to be around the 15000 mark, having been here far longer than I care to remember!

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