Any Mumsnet newbies around?

[Mintyy]

Come hither my lovelies ...

Is this like in twilight where the newly made vampires can fight harder? Is mintty starting something against the old and decrepit us?!

@ sainsbury's strawberry mivvi

Don't suppose the simple strategem of asking you what you WTF you're up to will work Mintyy?

No it's fine as long as this isn't one of those scams where I've just given away my wealth (63p). Mint humbugs taste like mouthwash.

Fideliney - I just wanted to know roughly how many members Mumsnet has these days.

The answer shows that membership has really snowballed in the last year or two.

I'm relatively new - few weeks perhaps...

I joined in April. I have already got a fair few favourite MNers and already know to look out for their posts

I've been here a couple of weeks don't haze me [hides]

A ha. Bloody (not even funny) penis beaker.

And what's with all the 'passing off' going on? Someone very goady/nasty/sick posed as Caitlin last night.

I'm new (lurked for ages before I plucked up the courage to register!) and joined a week or so ago.

I've been here about 6 weeks and my registration number is 639048

Don't trust her!

Have been lurking for a year but just started posting.

Thanks to lurking I know all about pom bears, hamwiches and cutted up pears. ;)

I'm new. Not a mum but I've enjoyed reading MN so much that I decided to join.

So you weren't all attracted by Penis Beaker then?

Are you a computer Holly?

We need to find someone who joined just before Penis Beaker.

Shall I start another thread? Or do you think that will annoy HQ?

Go for it.

I think she is gathering a posse together. No idea why though

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Maybe she is coming to get you

Penis Beaker? There are two words I never thought I would see in the same sentence.

Is it an actual thing?

I'm a usual poster on another forum, but I love the more straight talking style here!
I go to my other forum for hugs and tickers, and here for straight talking (and now the stop smoking section!)

I knew that's what the tread would be about, not as many as thought then

Yeah yeah start a new thread

I'm new.. Well less than a week. Not a mum though but a dad!! More than anything wanted to know what the fuss was as the missus is constantly reading me stuff off here

When was penis beaker?

I am not new, but deregged, so lost my original reg number.