Any Mumsnet newbies around?

[Mintyy]

Come hither my lovelies ...

I'm friendly, honest!

Does a new name count?

No, got to be someone who registered recently. Sorry but you are no use to me !

Beware of the nice day offering sweeties. Or a visit to her kittens.

'day' FFS lady

Step away from the thread Oldies! nothing to see here ...

Are You trying to find out how many People are on mumsnet?

How recent is new?

Is this anything to do with Flouncers Corner, perchance??

Is this one of those hazing threads, where you tell the newbies about mooncups and lotus spreads, defrosting your freezer with a steam cleaner, and other works of the devil?

I registered a few weeks ago so I'm a 'newbie' and have only lurked so far.

Yes, Cats. How long have you been here?

Ah, do you want to know the registration number?

I'm no good to You I have been here nearly 3 years I think.

I'm new.

And YABU.

Ah, Dragzena. You can help. If you click on MyMumsnet at the top of this page, click on My Account (you need to log in to that), what is the SYSTEM ID number? If you don't mind me asking .

Do I count as new now I have new hair and don't look like the old me?

Oh gawd! Honestly just realised that I've put this in aibu and I'm always telling everyone off for this .

I guess iabu.

Did someone mention kittens and sweets?!
I'm new(ish!) only a few posts, bit of a lurker :)

I think she is gathering a posse together. No idea why though

It's 639187 and I've been registered for about a month I think.

Bit short of 4 million then Mintyy

Thanks Dragenza. I've got a couple of mint humbugs but that's all sweet-wise. Or I could offer you a Sainsbury's own brand strawberry mivvi icecream?