AIBU to not want to see grown adults defecate in the park?

[ResponsibleAdult]

This evening. Lovely mild, light, spring evening, decide to go for a gentle stroll in the park with DD and dogs. See charming young couple walking hand in hand in front of us, no small children, no special needs, no mobility issues. "Ah, loves young dream" I think.

Shortly, the couple separate and walk slowly in different directions. "Ah, going to pose for a softly backlit photo to show their romance blossoming" I think.

Couple remain, separated but squatting in bushes. "Ah a simple game of hide and seek to show spontaneous nature of loves young dream" I naively think .

On approaching, as walking the dogs, I am able to see she has her trousers down and is weeing/pooing in the bushes. Turn back to see squatting shatting boyfriend is now standing and weeing against a tree.

I got the rage.

Me loudest voice with tone of righteous indignation "EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME? There is a public toilet 100metres over there" I was ignored, and given a shrug of the shoulders by little Miss Holly Golightly.

So I repeat, my volume rising "EXCUSE ME? There is a public toilet, that is OPEN just over there. I suggest you go and use it as I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR BARE ARSE!". Point at Golum boy, and repeat same phrase.

Loves young dream ( Golum boy and Golightly) pull up their trousers and shuffle off, muttering "alright! alright" under their breath. Was it a dare, a FB craze, a bizarre fetish, extreme sport dogging???? I don't care.

DD gives me a , I give her a , we carry on our walk.

AIBU???

I believe you OP. Although I'm horrified, I do believe you.

I must be very naive.

I absolutely believe you. I think that those who don't are in denial about how weird some people are . In a corner rocking back and forth, muttering no, no, it isn't true, it can't be true, she MUST be lying...

But people are into all kinds of weird or vile - I typed shit then - stuff. You name it and there's someone somewhere who gets off on it. I'll never forget learning - on here of course - about frozen turds. (don't ask, there's no earthly reason you have to share my suffering)

Getting caught / being outdoors is quite a mild and common sexual thrill/fantasy. Combine that with the please god less common poo thrill seeker and people's (in general) nature which is to not confront, to pretend we haven't seen, which makes some people feel safe to do unacceptable things in public and you have this. It's not impossible or even that unlikely.

However. I will never ever forgive you for describing it.

Whoever has the brain bleach, pass it here when you're done.

Just seen that there is a wood in Richmond Park called "Spankers Hill".

At the park near us I regularly see hidden in bushes, dirty toilet roll, rubber clinical gloves and human poo! Th e mind boggles! We have called the council who clear it up but it comes back. I just can't begin to think what is going on there nor do I want to!

Never mind not wiping. Did they wash their hands?

Things is....it is horrid but isn't that the point? Fetishists enjoy it just because it is so dirty and forbidden.

I have led a sheltered life and am happy to keep it that way.

I'd have photographed them and plastered it all over social media. Call it Intro to Exhibitionism 101.

I had a friend who was into scat, we didn't talk about it much, but I remember her telling me she had sent her lawyer boyfriend a shit in a box, by courier, to his office

Bloody hell, no wonder I never get anything done once I get on this site! I always think of myself as a woman of the world but I clearly am not! Got to go, fancy a jog in the park.

Liberal how disgusting. When you friend first told you what she was into how did you react? I think I might've thrown up.

if you don't wipe, do you need to wash your hands? I mean, surely the reason you wash your hands is because you take tissue and wipe your arse with it. If you didn't wipe, then your hands never went near your arse and don't need wiping.

this is the bit of this whole thing I am pondering.

I'm assuming there was wiping with leaves.

Have also known a couple into tarmacing, couldn't face them ever again once we knew < boak >

Seriously though, who literally shits on another person? What the actual fuck.

The hygiene issues, the fear of getting caught, probably the fact it's so revolting is part of the extreme sport shatting habit. Eurgh! Eurgh!!

It is a whole world of behaviour I don't want to know about. Seriously, who would admit to it, and expect friends and acquaintances not to be repulsed???

How on earth would you broach topic with DP "Ah, darling, on my internet profile on the dating website there was one little thing I forget to mention in hobbies....." .

Going off to find brain bleach again [puking emoticon]

It's a sex thing? Having a shite in the local park?
I'm obviously as innocent as a babe in arms...

This is tame stuff. 'Two girls, one cup.' - don't Google it unless you have a cast iron stomach.

Have also known a couple into tarmacing...

DON'T ASK! NOBODY ASK!!!!!!

Tarmacing? I want to google SO MUCH. Please help me. Sit on me. Tie me down.

in a non sexual way, obviously.

Right I've just moved Laurie from the HelpfulCandleMaker column of my spreadshit.

I've had to create a new column just fir her. Chuh.

KnowsTooMuchSharesTooMuch.

grunt I want actually that surprised, she was pretty far out, we got thrown out of a club once as she got on stage and started masturbating.

Oh, and there was the time she sat on someone's knee and pissed.

I moved far far away, and sadly don't go out with her anymore

I worked in a high street store in my yoof and a customer took a shit on the shop floor!

Ok, I googled. Apparently Hitler was a copropiliac...

I am so glad that I am repressed!

I never knew it was a sex thing. TMI warning I've got IBS and have had to shit in a park once: all the toilets were locked, it was the least sexy thing ever. Just thought I'd share that

dear lord!

I thought scat was something to do with jazz singing