To have smashed an egg on his windscreen

[lollipoppi]

Ok, so I know IABU and it was a spur of the moment childish thing to do but ........

Upon leaving the supermarket with a 1yo and 3yo in tow, I get to my car to find a man struggling to get out of his van because he has parked so close to my car.

I politely pointed out that if he is struggling then how am I expected to get my 3yo into his car seat when I cannot open my door.
His response was "it's not my problem"
Me : well it's now my problem because your an incompetent arse
Him: fuck off you stuck up btch, and walked off with his mate laughing

Whilst my 3yo was climbing over my 1yo to get to his car seat, I unloaded the shopping and came across the eggs.

I splatted one on his windscreen and bombed it

Very immature of me I know, but I think he deserved it!

gosh you sound lovely bartman, a real sweetie, will you marry me please?

If you don't want your property vandalized, then you shouldn't park like a cunt. That would solve the entire problem.

Pretty sure the police would take assault more seriously. Good luck with that.

gosh you sound lovely bartman, a real sweetie, will you marry me please?

Oh I am quite lovely. However I have zero tolerance for anyone who has no respect for others' property.

Bartman

Because this man sounds like he has so much respect for others saying "fuck off you stuck up bitch" in front of 2 kids.

Are you pissed off because you found an egg on your van this morning after acting like a tool? You can tell us now. We won't ridicule much

if you hate women so much and want to 'give them a good kicking' why are you on this site?

‘Bravo’??? ‘Well Done’??? Seriously??????

I am genuinely shocked at the amount of people who are condoning OP’s behaviour and actually think it’s funny. Yes he was a twat, but OP was a bigger twat for throwing the egg. I would be mortified if my DC’s acted in this way.

Grow up OP, you sound really mature….not.

Valuing respect for property over respect for people is not usually the hallmark of a "lovely" person, Bartman. And I've never met a lovely person who threatens anyone with "a kicking". So we'll have to agree to disagree about your loveliness.

A nasty slag called me a cunt

Nice. You have proved your point spectacularly

Bartman seriously?

Ok ok, so yes, smashing an egg on his windscreen wasn't the sensible thing to do, not classy, nor lady-like I admit that.

And no my child is not morbidly obese, neither am I, in fact it had nothing at all to do with the fact I couldn't get my child in the car, it was the way he spoke to me and found the situation funny.

FWIW my DCs did not see me do it they were too busy tucking into their pombears and fruit shoot for lunch and I'm pretty sure that if they did, it's not going to turn them into hooligans,

Yes I called him an arse first, after he stood and laughed at me.

I shouldn't have vandalised his car, I know this, and do feel a bit guilty for it now

if you hate women so much and want to 'give them a good kicking' why are you on this site?

No hatred specifically to any group based on sex, race etc. However thieves, vandals and general scumbags deserve everything they get!

I wouldn't feel guilty in the slightest.

lollipoppi, I wouldn't bother trying to justify yourself to Bartman.

His comments (in view of his subsequent posts) are clearly very little to do with your situation & everything to do with his unpleasant attitude towards women.

So you then think it's justifiable to take the law into your own hands?

Round of applause for the fuckwit on the thread.

OP knows she shouldn't have done it but bloody hell the guy was a twat she reacted, poorly but so bloody what. It'll wipe off (unless it's really sunny and then it might fry a bit!)

Get a grip.

Bartman "general scumbags" like the man who stood and laughed at me and told me to fu*k off because I asked him to move his car?

Bartman is an arse. He's usually found on the car threads, but occasionally ventures over to AIBU to dispense some of his limited wisdom.

You can take great comfort from the fact that he disagrees with you

I think the biggest scumbag here was the van driver who laughed at a woman struggling...he deserved it. I don't think the op deserves a good kicking as Bartman so charmingly put it.

Good for you OP.

I wouldn't have had the nerve but thrilled you did.

Maybe he'll think twice about being an ignorant twat in th future.

Shame it wasn't two eggs, and I hope it took him bloody ages to get it off. Rude git.

Bartman are you an aggressive van driver? I guess you must be by the tone of your posts.

I believe Bartman just likes to get everyone frothing TBH. And he's managed it.