To have smashed an egg on his windscreen

[lollipoppi]

Ok, so I know IABU and it was a spur of the moment childish thing to do but ........

Upon leaving the supermarket with a 1yo and 3yo in tow, I get to my car to find a man struggling to get out of his van because he has parked so close to my car.

I politely pointed out that if he is struggling then how am I expected to get my 3yo into his car seat when I cannot open my door.
His response was "it's not my problem"
Me : well it's now my problem because your an incompetent arse
Him: fuck off you stuck up btch, and walked off with his mate laughing

Whilst my 3yo was climbing over my 1yo to get to his car seat, I unloaded the shopping and came across the eggs.

I splatted one on his windscreen and bombed it

Very immature of me I know, but I think he deserved it!

sod also means piece of earth and bitch a female dog (as you are all aware) - so it must be about context too.

I would've thought.

What's a whote?

Well I'm afraid we going to have to agree to disagree on arse!

I see twat as a swear word, apparently it isn't to others, it's the same as twit!

How about a rule of thumb - if the Queen wouldn't say it in public it's rude

But zing, that would rule out most of the English language other than words used in the blandest small talk! I would be interested to know what the Queen says in private, though.

Hahaha

I would of smashed a fair few eggs on his window screen until he couldnt see out of it.

That would of been a greater inconvenience than smashing one egg where he could of drove home and washed it off at his house.

Frig or frigging is a bad word too, my mum has told me off for that one before!

How about a new rule of thumb.. If NM would star it out, it's a bad word meaning cunty is fine!

I bet the Queen calls Philip an arse

I wonder too.

does she ever swear?

Is she an MNer? just imagine!

You were actually both out of order. See, it doesn't have to be one or the other, neither does it have to be men vs women. He was inconsiderate and rude (vile actually), but your escalation was inappropriate and set a poor example. Two rude, angry people.