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To be feeling a bit erm..... [shock]

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DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 20:42

I'm 44. My DH had a vasectomy last year. Test came back clear. I'm now a week late....
My ovulation date coincided with him coming home drunk and being very very rampant...
I'm feeling a bit Confused This is going to be the menopause isn't.although I've got a stick to pee on in the morning just to be sure

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Flossyfloof · 28/01/2014 20:44

Did he do two tests? You are supposed to.

CustardOmlet · 28/01/2014 20:44

Pee and all will be revealed!

AnnabelleLee · 28/01/2014 20:45

if he's had a clear test after a vasectomy, plus your age....the chances of pregnancy are really really low. not impossible, but unlikely.

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DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 20:46

No he did one. They said he was in the clear.

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Theeverexpandingrodders · 28/01/2014 20:47

you dont have to do two tests now they give the all clear after one clear result

Coldlightofday · 28/01/2014 20:47

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AwfulMaureen · 28/01/2014 20:47

Just pee! You're already a week late.

TheSmallPrint · 28/01/2014 20:47

I'm 44 this year and my periods are not behaving sometimes early sometimes late. POAS but I suspect it's just your hormones.

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DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 20:48

Well he got the all clear then. Must be the menopause. God I'm getting old!!

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ziggyf · 28/01/2014 20:49

Shock would it be a disaster for you? I hope you get the result you want x

Showy · 28/01/2014 20:49

Oooh DH has just had a vasectomy and they stressed over and over again that it needs to be two clear samples before you're safe.

It's unlikely that you're pregnant. You may have ovulated late, you may not have ovulated, you may be menopausal. But if you're a week late you could do a test right now and expect an accurate result.

RubyrooUK · 28/01/2014 20:50

The only way to set your mind at rest is to POAS.....

FourAndDone · 28/01/2014 20:50

Ffs please POAS right now! I'm tired and cranky and neeeed to know!Blush

stickysausages · 28/01/2014 20:51

Poas!!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 20:52

POAS :) it's the only way to know for sure. How would you feel if you were? How old are your dcs?

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DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 20:52

It wouldn't be a disaster, but my eldest is 22 so I was expecting to be a granny next, and if i'd thought there was a chance of this I'd not have quit my job but would have held to get maternity benefits.
OH is being a bit Hmm too. Which is grandly pissing me off.

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BagOfBats · 28/01/2014 20:54

You definitely need 2 lots of semen analysis post-vasectomy; one at 16 and one at 18 weeks. Unhelpful to tell you that now, of course...!

POAS!!
If your preg it'll be positive now if you're already a week late!
Good luck, hope it's neg (I'm presuming, given the vasectomy, that will be the result you're looking for!)

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DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 20:54

My DC are 22 and 4. already a silly gap. But a baby is always a lovely thing.
My stick says first pee of the day.

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 20:54

Tell dh he's being a plonker and test now.

Or I'll put a horse in your garden Wink

LowLevelWhinging · 28/01/2014 20:54

just pee fgs

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 20:55

I like big age gaps (eldest 16, youngest a few months)

CheckpointCharlie · 28/01/2014 20:56

Ignore it and go and do it, it's nearly the morning......

JupiterGentlefly · 28/01/2014 20:57

It doesn't matter what time of day. .

joshark · 28/01/2014 20:57

Peeeeee on a stick!

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DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 20:58

You just me laugh Chris! I'll do it next time I need a pee, I really couldn't do a 5 second stream right now...

Not a horse!!!

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