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Original poster

To be feeling a bit erm..... [shock]

114 replies

DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 20:42

I'm 44. My DH had a vasectomy last year. Test came back clear. I'm now a week late....
My ovulation date coincided with him coming home drunk and being very very rampant...
I'm feeling a bit Confused This is going to be the menopause isn't.although I've got a stick to pee on in the morning just to be sure

OP posts:
Mindymondymoo · 28/01/2014 21:12

That's one long piss.

recall · 28/01/2014 21:12

Agree...she's fainted

ateddybearfromdelaware1 · 28/01/2014 21:12

Oooh digital, well posh

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/01/2014 21:13

Gosh, you are milking it...

SeriousWispaHabit · 28/01/2014 21:13

I am supposed to be going to sleep as need to be up at 5 but I neeeed to know Confused

QOD · 28/01/2014 21:13

Come. On!!!!!!!

Original poster
DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 21:13

Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP posts:
moobaloo · 28/01/2014 21:13

And?

formerbabe · 28/01/2014 21:13

I want to go to bed now so

GET ON WITH IT

please

ateddybearfromdelaware1 · 28/01/2014 21:13

Aw :)

TheOrchardKeeper · 28/01/2014 21:13

Err a no then? Grin

Foodylicious · 28/01/2014 21:13

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 28/01/2014 21:14

Shes in the clear!!!

purpleaura · 28/01/2014 21:14

Blimey this is exciting and tense. Good luck OP!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 21:14

Glad you got the result you wanted :)

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/01/2014 21:14

Oh no! No baby! I mean that's great news...

BagOfBats · 28/01/2014 21:14

No Jacks365, preg hormone is beta-hcg, that doesn't increase in menopause.

Mouthfulofquiz · 28/01/2014 21:14

And breathe!!! :-)
Now pour a large glass of vino!!

Oakmaiden · 28/01/2014 21:14

Course, now you are going to have to buy another one to pee on first thing in the morning, just to make sure...

FanFuckingTastic · 28/01/2014 21:14

I am F5ing like crazy.

footflapper · 28/01/2014 21:14

Live poas thread [grin|

Original poster
DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 21:14

It's a no, that's a relief. I'm going to hit the Gin now.

OP posts:
Kleptronic · 28/01/2014 21:15

Aw you're not. Glad you got what you wanted. Although slightly disappointed! Grin

TravellingToad · 28/01/2014 21:15

She needs to post here before telling her DH.

Original poster
DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 21:16

Bugger off Oakmaiden you all told me it would work!!

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