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To be feeling a bit erm..... [shock]

114 replies

DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 20:42

I'm 44. My DH had a vasectomy last year. Test came back clear. I'm now a week late....
My ovulation date coincided with him coming home drunk and being very very rampant...
I'm feeling a bit Confused This is going to be the menopause isn't.although I've got a stick to pee on in the morning just to be sure

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Nospringflower · 28/01/2014 20:58

Come on ... Test!

Showy · 28/01/2014 20:58

It doesn't have to be first wee of the day when you're a week late. DO IT.

Showy · 28/01/2014 20:59

And don't do wee on the stick. Wee in a pot and dip the stick in. That way you don't wee all over your hand and/or miss the stick and/or ruin the stick.

LovelyMarchHare · 28/01/2014 21:00

Im always impressed by the self restraint of people when it comes to P-ingOAS. I couldn't bear to wait til morning.

CheckpointCharlie · 28/01/2014 21:01

Here you go, get this down you Brew

lookout · 28/01/2014 21:01

OMG I just read this and I am desperate for you to POAS, OP. Get on it!

TheReluctantCountess · 28/01/2014 21:01

No I wouldn't be able to wait.

Lottiedoubtie · 28/01/2014 21:02

POAS!

DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 21:02

ok i'm off to find a pot and the stick

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spacegirl81 · 28/01/2014 21:02

poas!!! Grin

Turnipinatutu · 28/01/2014 21:02

Do it! Do it now!

IneedAsockamnesty · 28/01/2014 21:02

I admire your restraint

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 21:03

Oh yes, a horse... Maybe even two!

JenBehavingBadly · 28/01/2014 21:04

Ooh I love a good POAS thread :)

DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 21:04

looking for a suitable pot. It's at times like this I wish we had a handy willy beaker.

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GiniCooper · 28/01/2014 21:05

Giddyup

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 21:06

Dangerous Grin

WeAreSix · 28/01/2014 21:06

Love POAS threads :)

TalkieToaster · 28/01/2014 21:06

Use a lid off something. That's what I do.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/01/2014 21:06

Knickers down! You know how to do it that's how you got in this position on the first place Wink.

DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 21:07

The pee is in a pot that I must remember to throw in the bin, or use for my DH juice in the morning depending on the result.

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MiscellaneousAssortment · 28/01/2014 21:07

Well I'm wishing you whatever you most wish for xxx

asandwichshort · 28/01/2014 21:07

Hurry up I want to go and make a cup of tea!!! I was you several years ago

ateddybearfromdelaware1 · 28/01/2014 21:08

Eek!

A friend of mine had her daughter at 47 so you never know, might not be menopause!

DangerousBeanz · 28/01/2014 21:08

Shit I cant get the plastic off the box

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