To be feeling a bit erm..... [shock]

[DangerousBeanz]

I'm 44. My DH had a vasectomy last year. Test came back clear. I'm now a week late....
My ovulation date coincided with him coming home drunk and being very very rampant...
I'm feeling a bit This is going to be the menopause isn't.although I've got a stick to pee on in the morning just to be sure

Well????......

Is the POAS thread etiquette for the OP to post results here first or is it reasonable for her to talk with DP first?

Give DH the cup either way, he's bound to deserve it sooner or later

Dangerous you are playing with us

OH MY GOD

I can't watch anymore

That bloody plastic. Why do they make it so tightly wrapped when it's something you will usually use when desperate for a wee?

You are taking way too long...

Waiting with bated breath...

I dunno, I'm too busy chanting 'piss piss piss'

47?? . I am 47 and wouldn't be horrified by the thought of a baby despite mega life change

Well.....??????

Dying of thirst here!!

She fainted...!

Wee, woman, wee

Don't assume a positive is positive, menopause also raises hormones so if it is due to the menopause you'll get a false positive.

Oh come on!!

Damnit dangerous, you'd better not be telling dh before us!!

If she takes ages can we all agree she off to tel her DH hes going to be a daddy again?!

turns on taps and makes water noises....

Hope it's you have the result you want op

I think results here first, discuss with partner second - clearly!!

She weed already - she needs to dip

I can't do anything else 'til I know, get on with it women!

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

flashing egg timer