To be feeling a bit erm..... [shock]

[DangerousBeanz]

I'm 44. My DH had a vasectomy last year. Test came back clear. I'm now a week late....
My ovulation date coincided with him coming home drunk and being very very rampant...
I'm feeling a bit This is going to be the menopause isn't.although I've got a stick to pee on in the morning just to be sure

Have one for me

Kleptronic you were just waiting for the my husband wants a dna test should i LTB thread

Menopause ain't all that bad sweetie. I was 37/38 and it is soooo great not having periods any more. Or mood swings. Or bloating. Tis wonderful

Oh I wanted it to be positive...

Oakmaiden is right you know

PREGNANCY OR PERIMENOPAUSE?

One of the challenges of testing hCG levels in perimenopausal women, says the “Clinical Chemistry” research team, is determining what levels are a result of pregnancy and what changes are a result of the expected hormonal shift. At 5 mIU/ml or more, a woman may test positive for pregnancy, although the APA reports she is not "officially" pregnant until the number passes 25. Some women studied by the team who were not pregnant but fell into this age group measured upwards of 14 to 15 mIU/ml of blood hCG. In other words, a woman in her early 40s who has missed her period could get a false positive on a pregnancy test. Some early menopause symptoms even mimic the signs of pregnancy, including mood swings and weight gain.

Myself and my friend both had positive pregnancy tests at the same time, mines asleep in bed she won't be having anymore.

Poorly baby woke, missed all the excitement, of course you have to do another in the morning just to be sure and all that :)

You lot are rotters,If I need to do another one that means I can't have this lovely glass of mothers ruin I just poured.

If he was being all you should tell him you are considering kicking him out - that's beyond the pale.

Yes you can, at this stage it won't make one bit of difference

Good I've already necked half of it. Chipping don't worry, guess who's getting his OJ in the pee glass tomorrow.

hang on.........im 43, please tell me im not heading for the fecking menopause already??????? :(

OP I thought i had a big gap - 15 years between DD. I have to say i would be devestated if i got pregnant now, I just know i would be too knackered - up all night? nah, no way!

How did DH like his juice this morning