Urgent: Please help me!

[HoneyDragon]

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

I had a patriarch once but the knob fell off.

Will they all manage to fit under that bridge?

Oh, that's not a problem anymore. There's plenty of room in Mumsnet.

Lot going on in that post Pidge. Not surprised you feel that way at all.

Baroness Norty and true