Urgent: Please help me!

[HoneyDragon]

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

I've PMd you my address, Beyond - I have hiccups (too much ) & will need a blue badge for tomorrow.

Oh, you poor thing OP, if it's not too late, I've got a leg or two you could pull borrow.

and when your in tesco get one of those chickens that feed a family of 5 for 6 months, theyre great they are

HAHAHAHA.
Amazing.

I'm glad this one didn't get deleted.

I've got dolphin grips. I'm not sure what their real name is (molar grips?) but they looknlike dolphins.
but I think dd might have eatenntgem because they disappeared

I don't think my eating grapes in the supermarket or cat shit one's got deleted.

like these but without the tooth

like these but without the tooth

YOU ATE GRAPES WITHOUT PAYING FOR THEM?

I did on NYE, yes and let my cat shit in my neighbours garden.

This thread is the epitome of cliquey MN in-jokes that make the rest of us feel excluded.

I'll be writing to the Daily Mail about this.

Ps you're spelling and grammer are truely discusting

I didn't break Mumsnet again on NYE, MNHQ 'fessed up and everythink.

It's just that Usual and I are un deletable because we're just so fucking cute.

AlpacaLypse and Zombie are going to be in trouble though for blank posts - I thought they'd knocked the ability to do those on the head?

Honey - is that leg not completely minging now? I'd chuck it out the window, if I were you. Pretty sure you can't be done for littering if you're parked in a P&C space (or so most people around my area seem to think!)

I feel sorry for all your children.

i feel sorry for my child, too

I blame the parents

No - it's the interfering MIL .

its fucking men, they're all bastards

Fuck the patriarchy.

My DP wants me to fuck the patriarchy. But only if a whole gang of patriarchs can join in. Oh the thought of all those different size, shaped, and coloured cocks makes me feel so dirty. Should I do it?

Will they all manage to fit under that bridge.
does self injury hoiking, cats bumming, narrowing eyes and tutting

Fuck 'em all! The long and the short and the tall

I had a patriarch once but the knob fell off.

i don't want to fuck anyone. underbeneathsies still wince from childbirth

Coo cooo coooo?
Coo coo. :(

Coooo cooo coo coo coooo.