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Original poster

Urgent: Please help me!

178 replies

HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:00

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

OP posts:
magimedi · 23/02/2014 19:57

I've PMd you my address, Beyond - I have hiccups (too much Wine ) & will need a blue badge for tomorrow.

MoonlightandRoses · 23/02/2014 20:36

Oh, you poor thing OP, if it's not too late, I've got a leg or two you could pull borrow. Grin Grin

falulahthecat · 23/02/2014 22:14

and when your in tesco get one of those chickens that feed a family of 5 for 6 months, theyre great they are

HAHAHAHA.
Amazing.

Maryz · 23/02/2014 23:01

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

nickelbabe · 23/02/2014 23:10

I'm glad this one didn't get deleted.

I've got dolphin grips. I'm not sure what their real name is (molar grips?) but they looknlike dolphins.
but I think dd might have eatenntgem because they disappeared

usualsuspect33 · 23/02/2014 23:12

I don't think my eating grapes in the supermarket or cat shit one's got deleted.

nickelbabe · 23/02/2014 23:16

like these but without the tooth

nickelbabe · 23/02/2014 23:16

like these but without the tooth

nickelbabe · 23/02/2014 23:17

YOU ATE GRAPES WITHOUT PAYING FOR THEM?

Shock
usualsuspect33 · 23/02/2014 23:19

I did on NYE, yes Grin and let my cat shit in my neighbours garden.

Snoozybird · 23/02/2014 23:21

This thread is the epitome of cliquey MN in-jokes that make the rest of us feel excluded.

I'll be writing to the Daily Mail about this.

Ps you're spelling and grammer are truely discusting Angry

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 23/02/2014 23:25

I didn't break Mumsnet again on NYE, MNHQ 'fessed up and everythink.

It's just that Usual and I are un deletable because we're just so fucking cute. Grin

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Thumbwitch · 24/02/2014 03:17

AlpacaLypse and Zombie are going to be in trouble though for blank posts - I thought they'd knocked the ability to do those on the head?

Honey - is that leg not completely minging now? I'd chuck it out the window, if I were you. Pretty sure you can't be done for littering if you're parked in a P&C space (or so most people around my area seem to think!)

ginslinger · 24/02/2014 08:50

I feel sorry for all your children.

nickelbabe · 24/02/2014 09:03

i feel sorry for my child, too

LEMmingaround · 24/02/2014 09:21

I blame the parents

magimedi · 24/02/2014 09:24

No - it's the interfering MIL .

LEMmingaround · 24/02/2014 10:00

its fucking men, they're all bastards

Pagwatch · 24/02/2014 11:06

Fuck the patriarchy.

TheTerribleBaroness · 24/02/2014 11:49

My DP wants me to fuck the patriarchy. But only if a whole gang of patriarchs can join in. Oh the thought of all those different size, shaped, and coloured cocks makes me feel so dirty. Should I do it?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 24/02/2014 12:07

Will they all manage to fit under that bridge.
does self injury hoiking, cats bumming, narrowing eyes and tutting

LEMmingaround · 24/02/2014 13:08

Fuck 'em all! The long and the short and the tall

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 24/02/2014 14:37

I had a patriarch once but the knob fell off.

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nickelbabe · 24/02/2014 14:42

i don't want to fuck anyone. underbeneathsies still wince from childbirth

TheCuntingPigeon · 24/02/2014 14:44

Coo cooo coooo?
Coo coo. :(

Coooo cooo coo coo coooo. Angry

Hmm