Urgent: Please help me!

[HoneyDragon]

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

See, I enjoy an in-joke. But that's just me. I am special and wonderful because I know what you are talking about.
Plus I have heard of some of the posters.
I am in the gang.

you're not!

I just think you are all being VVVU & selfish.

Has poor Gin got out of the lav yet - or will she still be there tomorrow?

Should we send help?

Doesn't anyone ever think of gin??

Op needs mn to have a whipround. Op post your details and we will send what we can. Obviously only brand new playstation 4, and iphone 5s are acceptable but desperately needed

Gin, tie your scarves together and use them as a rope to climb over the door. (Only the silk and wool ones though, you might get seen with a viscose one and judged accordingly)

Please tell me you are in a onsie

What an incredibly insensitive comment. The poor woman's leg has just fallen off, how the hell is she supposed to wear a onesie?

Well I suppose if she was wearing a onesie, at least the leg would be kept clean and safe for possible reattachment; although being as how it's weeks after the initial off-drop, then it's probably a tad minging by now...

Thank you those who cared - you didn't worry enough to send money though?

Of course I'm wearing a onsie, and false eyelashes and a charming overly large top knot. My fake tans worn off what with been parked so long though....do you think they'll let me in all pale looking?

Thank you those who cared - you didn't worry enough to send money though?

Well - if you can't work out how to PM me your address - HTF can I?

Honestly, Gin I really think you need a grip.....................

I seem to have re awakened a thread from NYE in total innocence! It was on the first page, I promise! I'm nog going to apologise though, as everyone seems to be having fun!

Uh Oh

If it was on the first page, and you didn't find and bump it, who put it there?

It could be a trap......

You will be punished, TJ, make no mistake. The whole Mumsnet site will implode. Five thousand lonely people will commit suicide as there's no support, three thousand will die because nobody told them to go to A&E, babies up & down the country will howl, unfed by mothers frantically pressing F5, and fifty women will get beaten up by drunk husbands because they didn't think to bolt their doors

And it'll all be your fault

I can't believe I missed nye
I'm never going away again.

Well to be fair Pag, the Mnet NYE was mostly held on facebook, what with the barring.

GarlicLeGrenouille people will not even realise they ARE being unreasonable! Oh no!

OMG, TJ, the implications are horrendous! HD will never get her goat. Disabled people will carry on using P&C parking spaces. Benefit claimants will be lynched for having televisions

And we'll all have to find each other on FB, as she says

... shouldn't be too hard to find a one-legged female truck driver in a leopard-skin onesie. Should it?

Garlic's right, you've just outed yourself as all of MN will know what you look like. You'd better get your thread deleted.

... shouldn't be too hard to find a one-legged female truck driver in a leopard-skin onesie. Should it?

You would think but I saw at least 20 yesterday in my local Trsco car park, do it might be hard to find the RIGHT one.

You mean you don't shop at Waitrose? You'll never find a decent shopping list in Tesco!

We only have Tesco, Morrisons, Iceland and Co-op in this ends if the earth town!

Even I orcado don't deliver to us we are so remote. (I class this as terribly u)

Don't worry honey, you can finally go in tescos, i have a blue badge you can have.

Sent my council an email saying I'd twisted my ankle chasing my goat and they sent out a pack of ten for me to distribute amongst friends and family