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Original poster

Urgent: Please help me!

178 replies

HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:00

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

OP posts:
StrangeGlue · 31/12/2013 23:12

I have no legs, arms or head and 16 children under 5 and I never use the p&c spaces.

YABU

Bettercallsaul1 · 31/12/2013 23:12

So, you're legless on NYE? Try to be a bit more original, OP!

gallicgirl · 31/12/2013 23:12

Funniest OP of the night.
Can you click and collect?

HaroldTheGoat · 31/12/2013 23:13

Wow you sound entitled. Park at the back and hop in.

In my day there were no cars. I made a makeshift sledge and had the children towing it, reindeer style.

Lazy bint.

StripeySherbert · 31/12/2013 23:15

and when your in tesco get one of those chickens that feed a family of 5 for 6 months, theyre great they are

That really made me laugh out loud for real!

FreeWee · 31/12/2013 23:16

Park on someone's driveway I'm sure they won't mind Grin

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:17

I can't click Sad

I am persecuted, I can only whistle.

OP posts:
Groovee · 31/12/2013 23:18

Tesco's shut doll!

DailyMailGail · 31/12/2013 23:18

Wherever you park I'll block you in. Look out for the white Range Rover. Mwah!

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:22

Is it Groovee that would explain why the security guard keeps screaming

"FUCK OFF CRAZY LADY"

And threatening to call the police Confused

OP posts:
Groovee · 31/12/2013 23:31

Have you no seen the police helicopter up above? It's no the second coming it's the polis!

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:32

Bugger.

OP posts:
MammaTJ · 22/02/2014 21:08

You have a bad attitude HD! You should park as far away from the store as possible and hop in, using the triplets as crutches!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 22/02/2014 21:12
Grin
MikeLitoris · 22/02/2014 21:14

So this is what I missed on NYE when you lot broke MN?

Tut.

I am ashamed at you HoneyD do you think it's funny to joke about parking issues?

LadyBeagleEyes · 22/02/2014 21:17

Ooh Honey, how come this wasn't deleted.
NYE posts were like this thread, funnyGrin

JulieHQ · 22/02/2014 21:18
Shock
usualsuspect33 · 22/02/2014 21:40

Happy New Year!

MikeLitoris · 22/02/2014 21:41

Does this mean I get to snog someone at midnight?

Ledare · 22/02/2014 21:43
Grin
Original poster
HoneyDragon · 22/02/2014 21:53

You're all bastards, I've been living in this car park for fucking weeks trying to decide wear to park.

The triplets have been living off me leg and rainwater.

OP posts:
Original poster
HoneyDragon · 22/02/2014 21:53

*where

Ooooh that's going to annoy me all night now

OP posts:
HauntedNoddyCar · 22/02/2014 21:57
MoominsYonisAreScary · 22/02/2014 21:58

I missed nye, this is funny Grin

scarletforya · 22/02/2014 22:02

Heh heh I like this!