Urgent: Please help me!

[HoneyDragon]

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

YABVVVVVU not to be at Lidl or Aldi (at a pinch).

Up market tart with triplets at Tesco - no sympathy!

Park anywhere reasonable and bin any correspondence.

You should have gone to Waitrose!

I'm banned from Aldi, I told the manager I was very fond of his big bratwurst.

And Lidl won't let me bring my leg in.

I actually went out NYE this year - when mn was fun for once!

Oh, do stop drip feeding & just bugger off to Iceland.

Fuck of Magi, do you know how much passports for the triplets will cost? Prawn rings are for the super rich round these parts!

You'll need your leg to burn for next winters fuel.

Well , "fuck of Magi " _ I didn't realise your triplets were an imaccualate conception.

If that's the case you:

a) Don't need passports

b) Prawns are no good for those under the age of 6.

c) Just go to Asda & stop making difficulties anytime anyone gives you some good advice.

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU.

- My 732nd ever offered!

YABU. Park next to the compost in front of the door and send the triplets in with a list and your ID for the gin and fags. If from your vantage point you see anyone parking in a P&C space that doesn't have a child call the police.

Leave the last one out behind. Tis a valuable life lesson in not being last.

Happy new year

Well, I'm off to bed - OP hasn't posted for at least five minutes & therefore I'm not investing any more of my precious 'energy' in her first world problems.

Honestly it's always the same. Should I scratch my chin??

I can't bleedin' spell tonight, I'm annoying pedants everywhere

Pmsl at 732nd

Triplets you say eh?

How the hell do you manage to get one in the middle using a rear facing car seat?

Forget Tesco, just go to Maccy D's drive thru

Omg!!! J'accuse moi?

There's a Troll Hunter in the forums!

Maccy D's - FFS - do you think the OP is made of money?

Yeah!!

Let's go hunting!!

Please tell me you are in a onsie.

Iceland's cheap. You can get lots of prawns and other beige stuff from there.

Well from what I've seen of your previous threads there aren't any tescos in an eleventy mile radius. You've also professed to living on a shoestring budget and only ever shopping at Aldi and making a chicken last 8 days. So you rock up to Tescos. Tonight. Really?

I smell bullshit .

You're in a monster truck - park on top of the other cars. Tis how the hillbilly types in monster truck rally do it. I've seen it on telly and everything (I watch mint telly me !) not that I'm accusing you of being a hillbilly type.

Right. The OP has PMd me privately. It's legit.

I'm driving out to meet her.

I will be sporadically updating in a weird way inviting a general hysteria throughout the night.

DFOD I managed in a force 9 hurricane with octuplets and no legs at all - parking 7878979798 miles away - get a fucking grip

Jeez, you are a bit of a whiny wimp. One time both my legs fell off and I had my Dquadruplets in the car.

I still managed to buy Fruitshoots.

What's wrong with you?