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Original poster

Urgent: Please help me!

178 replies

HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:00

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

OP posts:
Whatnamenext · 22/02/2014 23:15

I'm now the ops self appointed advocate.

Gordy you're not helping FFS

I'm going to start TYPING IN CAPS to emphasise my allegiance with OP and annoyance at everyone else who doesn't agree WITH ME

LadyMaryLikesCake · 22/02/2014 23:16

You're all wimps. You need to try getting to the supermarket with no arms and no legs and with octuplets in the car. Fark me that's hard!

gordyslovesheep · 22/02/2014 23:19

oh Ladymary are you ALWAYS this much of a mother martyr ??? four strapped to the back 4 carried by their hoods in your mouth - do Tesco's sell grips Hmm

LadyMaryLikesCake · 22/02/2014 23:20

I hear little Tristan calling for his 11:20 sausage roll.

HadABadDay2014 · 22/02/2014 23:21

I drive a super monster truck and got quads and both my legs have fallen off and I can park in a normal space.

Get a grip women

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 22/02/2014 23:27

I can't really comment, but marking my place as I'm a nosy cow I'm sure someone else will be along who knows more than me. (Doubtful as I'm also a right know it all) .

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 22/02/2014 23:38

LadyMary if you have Octuplets you have 16 arms and 16 legs.

And I bet you've got a goat.

And are subsidised by the Daily Mail

All I want is a parking space somewhere
Far away from from others parking there
Without child dissolving rain to wet my hair
Oh wouldn't it be lovely

OP posts:
Whatnamenext · 22/02/2014 23:44

Well I'm here in Timbuktu as op had messaged me to say she was here - but there's no one here! There's a lonely old man on a c&p space in a wheelchair so I told him loudly that he was misusing the space.

I've been duped. I feel ashamed but heroic for getting off my arse to meet a stranger on the internet.

I'm glad I. Ame though. I'd do it all again tomorrow. Thanks for all your kind messages of support.
Xxxx

Whatnamenext · 22/02/2014 23:45

"I'm glad I came"

Sorry - very emotional.

LadyMaryLikesCake · 22/02/2014 23:46

How am I supposed to feed a goat when I have no arms, hands, legs or feet? Shock How much harder do you want my life to be? I'm typing with my nose for God's sake!

I don't read the Daily Mail, I can't turn the pages.

Lotkinsgonecurly · 22/02/2014 23:48

Order an online shop to come to the car park.

Toofattorun · 23/02/2014 00:04

The OP cracked me up on NYE and it cracked me up again today!

One of the funniest OPs ever! Grin

LizzieVereker · 23/02/2014 00:15

Oh FGS you helicopter parents are ridiculous OP. The triplets should have been able to go around the store by themselves long before now. But don't let them run around in the coffee shop, it's annoying.

And if you can't handle a big vehicle don't buy one. Drive something smaller. Like a horse. There's a nice stallion on free cycle, I hear, comes with a free penguin bollard.

maddening · 23/02/2014 00:15

People in the 60's managed - why not get the dc in a pram and hop there.

have you not heard of internet shopping?

NinjaCow · 23/02/2014 00:18
Grin
LizzieVereker · 23/02/2014 00:18

And you shouldn't be driving legless. (boom boom!)

GarlicLeGrenouille · 23/02/2014 00:42

you all need a course in internet security
charge to the rescue like legless knights of old
you go girl pompoms waving
unboundaried parking spaces
strangers on the internet words on a screen
leave it to the correct authorities
mumsnet is no guarantee

fanjolina · 23/02/2014 01:19

Will nobody think of the children?!!

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 23/02/2014 07:37

WhatNameNext

How dare you! That lonely little old man is my sister and so is his wife!

I tried to take the stallion on free cycle away, but then a very unreasonable lady demanded I leave it right where it was.

OP posts:
NorksAreMessy · 23/02/2014 08:01

Unboundaried, that HD.

You know I saw someone that looked VERY much like her twerking in Waitrose, and her chest tattoo was a dragon.

Not even Lidl, it was Waitrose Shock

NorksAreMessy · 23/02/2014 08:02

And then all my Facebook friends told me she is a troll, and they are all people I have never met so they must be right.

Funnyfoot · 23/02/2014 08:08

Well I think this thread has turned very nasty and you are a horrible bunch of people to tell the OP who posted in AIBU that she is BU!

This is not why she posted in AIBU she posted in AIBU to only receive supportive YANBU replies.
Have none of you RTT?

If the OP's other leg falls off and the trips get no food it will all be your fault for telling her SIBU!

Lj8893 · 23/02/2014 08:33

You not got a goat? I send mine to do me shopping.

JourneyToThePlacentaOfTheEarth · 23/02/2014 08:33

Op,

If you're looking for someone to change your life,
Take a look in the mirror (rearview or wing)
And that person will be staring back at you.

Hth

NorksAreMessy · 23/02/2014 08:39

Think you need a spa break, apparently that solves everything.