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Urgent: Please help me!

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HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:00

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

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KidsDontThinkImCool · 23/02/2014 08:45

I sent the goat to my shopping once but he ate it all. And the reusable shopping bags. And my leg. And the tyres on my HUGE range rover. Try getting a llama, they're more picky about what they eat.

Coconutty · 23/02/2014 08:55

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HoneyDragon · 23/02/2014 09:07

Gone off to find a DramaLlama for my Coconutty, lovely bunch that they are.

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Original poster
HoneyDragon · 23/02/2014 09:08

*me

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Coconutty · 23/02/2014 09:14

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Pagwatch · 23/02/2014 09:22

Grow up

Pagwatch · 23/02/2014 09:23

Wow. Just wow.
I feel sorry for your children.

KidsDontThinkImCool · 23/02/2014 09:25

Just twigged what PO means.

Duh...

Off to feed the llama

Coconutty · 23/02/2014 09:27

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NigellasGuest · 23/02/2014 09:34

You sound lovely Hmm

ginslinger · 23/02/2014 09:40

I'm stuck in a toilet - can someone help? Sorry to hijack

KidsDontThinkImCool · 23/02/2014 09:44

Gin are you literally stuck IN the toilet or just in a cubicle? I have images of your foot jammed in the ubend...

Pagwatch · 23/02/2014 09:47
Pagwatch · 23/02/2014 09:48

I thought gin might have a catastrophic piles issue..

ginslinger · 23/02/2014 09:48

In the cubicle and i need a change of clothes - Armani or something like that.

usualsuspect33 · 23/02/2014 09:57

Would you like me to send you a few quid,OP ?

PM me.

Original poster
HoneyDragon · 23/02/2014 10:10

Usual I've pm'd you

now pop later and say you've received the pm and act like your privy to some amazing secret I haven't said on here

nose tapping essential

Pag, is that a fake handbag you've got your grip in. Did you but it after starting a thread about buying it where everyone yelled at you? You did didn't you?

OP posts:
Pagwatch · 23/02/2014 10:14

Yes. It would have been sixty squillion quid but I got it for £3.99
I don't believe it was stitched together by a six year old in a Taiwan factory. I'm sure it's just a bargain.

Pagwatch · 23/02/2014 10:17

Anyway . My MIL said she liked it. But she said it in a way that made me know she hated itl. She's like that.
Fucking bitch.

MooncupGoddess · 23/02/2014 10:19

I see you've started attacking posters who are just trying to help, OP Hmm

usualsuspect33 · 23/02/2014 10:28

I can vouch for the OP.

It's mitmoo

Funnyfoot · 23/02/2014 10:32

Usual can you though?

Have you met the OP?
Spoke to her on the phone?
If OP turns out to be a returning troll are you going to deny any knowledge of this fact until somebody advance searches and finds you posted on a thread of theirs in 2008 and therefore should KNOW they are a troll and you are in on the whole shebang all along?

Thumbwitch · 23/02/2014 10:39

Gin, if you bite your leg off with your teeth you could use it to bash the door down. Then you'll be able to escape AND you'll be eligible for a free llama.

Honey - FGS get a grip woman - and we all know you only had triplets so you could get a 1074" flatscreen tv.

BeerTricksPotter · 23/02/2014 11:05

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LEMmingaround · 23/02/2014 11:07

ooooh, the one that got away!