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Fucking bastarding Minecraft

142 replies

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/12/2013 20:21

DS1 has just discovered it. So DS2 wants to play. And now fucking DH is playing 'so he can help the kids' - yeah, right. It has been the sole topic of conversation for a week, and now I am chilling out with wine and MN and the bastarding thing is going in the background. Seriously, you're 42. Fuck off.

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MyLeftElbow · 21/12/2013 21:07

Minecraft is wonderful! I play it, DS1 plays it. We have our own server. I'm also a massive Yogscast fan Grin

PacificDingbat · 21/12/2013 21:23

MC t-shirt

Stampy Longnose t-shirts seem to available via FB.

BakeOLiteGirl · 21/12/2013 21:27

I've got my DS a MC hoody for Christmas but I think he would love a Stampy one too.

MrsSippie · 21/12/2013 21:33

Stampy goodies can be bought through his youtube channel

ChestnutsroastingintheFireligh · 21/12/2013 21:38

Ds thinks that Sky & Stampy are heroes.

PacificDingbat · 21/12/2013 21:39

Oh no, I've just been an enabler for making people buy merchandising tat ShockSadBlush

Enjoy!!

bryonywhisker · 21/12/2013 21:39

Ds8 and dd5 love it and as long as they are locked away playing it quietly in the other room I just don't care! DD's worlds are all full of pink houses. Ds has a geek gang and it's all they talk about.
I make them go outside occassionally to interact with real people Grin

MrsMeow · 21/12/2013 21:45

BHS do a couple of Minecraft tops if anyone is after one. I got DS a red long sleeved one for £12.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 21/12/2013 22:17

So I need to block YouTube. What else?

Tonight there were nearly blows as DS1 attacked DH somehow in his world...

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BakeOLiteGirl · 21/12/2013 22:26

BHS in Bristol was sold out of most of the T-shirts. Had to get a £25 hoody. Deffo going to get a Stampy one. Now if only Venturian does one too. Like a Boss.

AlaskaNebraska · 21/12/2013 22:27

Lol at you minecraft newbies. We've been doing it for THREE YEARS

AlaskaNebraska · 21/12/2013 22:27

You need to get your own servers. Kid can control who can come on

PacificDingbat · 21/12/2013 22:34

Thread of woe

Own server - yes, but how? It does not sound easy to me...

PowerPants · 21/12/2013 22:42

DS (7) addicted. Can someone tell me how to fix his IPad Minecraft app so he can play in other people's worlds?

Hopeful that this might mean my escape from Stampy (oooh mummy look Stampy is getting attacked by googlies again)....

AutumnFire · 22/12/2013 00:35

I set up a minecraft server for myself and a couple of addicted family members using this site. It does charge a small amount monthly though (something like £4 for up to 4 players when I joined).

Those who are asking what its like, it is basically like a large lego game. But you can combine certain blocks in certain patterns to create items of use in the game (like swords, treasure chests, and interactive traps). A large part of your time is spent mining/searching for various blocks, and then building whatever you can imagine with them.

lisad123everybodydancenow · 22/12/2013 00:59

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missingmumxox · 22/12/2013 01:03

I've brought my Dts headphones for Christmas... I feel your pain

Bluecarrot · 22/12/2013 01:04

My parents have bought dd earphones for Xmas after enduring 10 whole minutes of cupquake ( excitable American who makes youtube videos about playing minecraft.) I also bought her earphones....sadly I've endured rather more than 10 mins

AlaskaNebraska · 22/12/2013 07:14

..er I dunno - the teenager did it for the ten year old. $3 a month

PeppermintScreams · 22/12/2013 07:48

My five year old loves stampy and watches his you tube videos more than play the game. TBH he only plays with with me for about 30 mins a fortnight or so? We have the pocket edition on the ipad and my android phone, and play together on the network, and the ipad mirrored on the TV. We mostly dig tunnels together. Grin

I've also bought us a raspberry pi for Christmas for educational purposes and they do a free version on there that I might download. DS has got a t shirt for Christmas from eBay. I've got the manual. DP thinks we are weird and it's really funny watching him try and make polite conversation with us about it.

Stampy does do t shirts, but he only does them in white for the logos I liked. I face booked him suggesting dark colours that are small children friendly so he can put me in his love garden but he didn't reply. [sadface]

By the way, some of stampy's first videos of minecraft do have swearing, so be aware, but all the latest stuff doesn't. He also has a second channel called animal lovers which he shares with BallisticSquid. You tubers make a serious amount of money based on views and subscriptions, by the way...

nokidshere · 22/12/2013 08:02

I love minecraft - hours of peace for me Grin

NynaevesSister · 22/12/2013 09:07

I don't care if they make money from it - why not? Especially if it means we get better quality stuff.

SomethingkindaOod · 22/12/2013 09:13

The music on the Xbox version sound like something that should be played at a Funeral...
Apart from that it's fab, DS and DD1 love it and are really good at it. I'm naffed off because for some reason despite being pretty good at computer games I can't get the hang of it at all!

Hogwash · 22/12/2013 14:12

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